Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1477 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Rub-a-Dub Song
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2128
<1min

Rub-a-Dub Song

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!... read more..
One-liner #1089
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2197
<1min

One-liner #1089

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.... read more..
How Was I Born?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

How Was I Born?

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did... read more..
Child Like Faith, Fear
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3782
<1min

Child Like Faith, Fear

A little boy walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, he made his daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, t... read more..
Quote #1537
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1537

"Did I offer peace today? Did I bring a smile to someone's face? Did I say words of healing? Did I let go of my anger and resentment? Did I forgive? Did I love? These are the real questions." - Hen read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4148 - August 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4148 - August 2, 2016

Cybersalt News Do you have a neighbor who is always badgering you?  So does Neil - as you can see in the newest Funny Animal Picture "Badgering Neighbor" on the Cybersalt site at:www.cyber read more..
Badgering Neighbor
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3791
<1min

Badgering Neighbor

Neil was tired of his neighbor badgering him all the time. ... read more..
Quote #1536
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1536

"Do not think that you can show your love for Christ by hating those who seem to be His enemies on earth. Suppose they really do hate Him: nevertheless He loves them, and you cannot be united with H read more..
Borrowing Thanks
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2507
<1min

Borrowing Thanks

Thank-you student loans for getting me through university. I don't think I can ever repay you!... read more..
One-liner #1088
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2068
<1min

One-liner #1088

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.... read more..
Lumberjack
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7777
<1min

Lumberjack

A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good." The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The m... read more..
The Bar vs. The Baptists
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Bar vs. The Baptists

In a small Midwestern conservative town, a business owner began to construct a building for a new bar. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and pray... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4147 - August 1, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4147 - August 1, 2016

Cybersalt News Welcome to August everyone. It's a new month and what better way to start it than to make a new start with someone. Is there anyone you should give this cake to? You'll find "Stupid C read more..
Cybersalt News - August 1, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2016

Welcome to August everyone. It's a new month and what better way to start it than to make a new start with someone. Is there anyone you should give this cake to? You'll find "Stupid Cake" at:www.cyber... read more..
Hearing Aid
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4754
<1min

Hearing Aid

While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was actually an earphone from a transistor radio. The wire had been cut and was sticking out of his shirt. "How doe... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4146 - July 31, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4146 - July 31, 2016

4146 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James would like some practical help from all the politicians who want to figh... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 31, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James would like some practical help from all the politicians who want to fight for him in Washingt... read more..
Stupid Cake
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Stupid Cake

Take a moment and ask yourself,"Is there someone I should give this cake too?" ... read more..
Pensive Parade
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pensive Parade

Pensive Parade: Running with bulls is a really stupid idea ... when you stop and think about it.... read more..
Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2864
4 min read

Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate

Lately, I have been listening to political campaign speeches, which has helped me catch up on some sleep I have missed in the last two years. Don’t get me wrong on this issue. It is not that I am bore... read more..
One-liner #1087
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2052
<1min

One-liner #1087

No one is listening until you make a mistake.... read more..
Karmel Recipe
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4714
<1min

Karmel Recipe

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces ... read more..
Sons-in-Law and Daughters-In-Law
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2484
<1min

Sons-in-Law and Daughters-In-Law

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..
Quote #1535
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2506
<1min

Quote #1535

"Faith and repentance are not static, the decision of a moment; they are the lifelong realities of a new heart." - Sinclair B. Ferguson   read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4145 - July 30, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4145 - July 30, 2016

Cybersalt News OOOPS! For much of yesterday the image was broken on the new "Wedding Photobomb" page. A big "thank you" to Cybersaltine Walter McLauren for bringing that to my attention! If you miss read more..
Cybersalt News - July 30, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1424
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2016

OOOPS! For much of yesterday the image was broken on the new "Wedding Photobomb" page. A big "thank you" to Cybersaltine Walter McLauren for bringing that to my attention! If you missed it yesterday,... read more..
Quote #1534
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1534

"Sometimes you have to tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to just sit down and shut up." - TobyMac #Speak Life read more..
Rounded Boulders
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3715
<1min

Rounded Boulders

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel; the only way to move things was by carrying or dragging.  One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon ... read more..
Perkatory
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2295
<1min

Perkatory

Perkatory: That awful time spent waiting for the first cup of coffee to be ready.... read more..
Seconds First
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3631
<1min

Seconds First

A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first v... read more..
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