Monthly Archive

2016

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One-liner #1082
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1082

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.... read more..
Quote #1530
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1530

"Most Christians don't hear God's voice because we've already decided we aren't going to do what He says." - A.W. Tozer read more..
No Bologna
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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No Bologna

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."... read more..
Birthday Heart Attack
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Birthday Heart Attack

Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card. He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.... read more..
Knowing Your Spouse
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Knowing Your Spouse

One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and tribulations of making the journey from childhood to adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4140 - July 25, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4140 - July 25, 2016

Cybersalt News There are 5 Sundays remaining in my 6-month sabbatical. One of the things that I have gained from this time of rest is a new sense of fashion. You can see one of my new outfits at:www read more..
Cybersalt News - July 25, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 25, 2016

There are 5 Sundays remaining in my 6-month sabbatical. One of the things that I have gained from this time of rest is a new sense of fashion. You can see one of my new outfits at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..
Vengeance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Vengeance

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she wa... read more..
Wet Clothes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wet Clothes

Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "stop and count to 10" periods than any of the others. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4139 - July 24, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4139 - July 24, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James read more..
Cybersalt News - July 24, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James saw an opportun... read more..
Sabbatical Fashion
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sabbatical Fashion

The congregation noticed something was different about Pastor Tim after his sabbatical. ... read more..
So, this is summer, is it?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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So, this is summer, is it?

It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had ... read more..
Canned Email Warning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Canned Email Warning

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT! It is Spam!... read more..
One-liner #1081
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1081

A day without sunshine is like, night.... read more..
Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9. The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks. 8. Pastor wears scuba gear. 7. As the baptism begins the read more..
Quote #1529
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1529

"It’s not the load that breaks you down. It’s the way you carry it." - Lou Holtz read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4138 - July 23, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4138 - July 23, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Past read more..
Cybersalt News - July 23, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Buffet Warning
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Buffet Warning

Would you still? ... read more..
Quote #1528
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1528

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell read more..
What Would I Be?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What Would I Be?

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take... read more..
Circus Defense
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Circus Defense

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.... read more..
Hospital Waiting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Hospital Waiting

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated bec... read more..
One-liner #1080
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1080

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?... read more..
Security Tips
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Security Tips

The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep burglars away. Dear Butcher: Starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4137 - July 22, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4137 - July 22, 2016

Cybersalt News I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my m read more..
Cybersalt News - July 22, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 22, 2016

I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my marbles so there's... read more..
Big Marble Run Machine
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Big Marble Run Machine

I don't know why this big marble run machine is so satisfying to watch, but it is!  ... read more..
Quote #1527
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1527

"If you can't explain it to a 6 year old, you don't understand it yourself." - Albert Einstein read more..
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