Monthly Archive

April 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 16, 2017

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen! My messages from Palm Sunday and Good Friday are now on the Westside Bible Church Site: You can listen to "Missing Jesus" at:www.westsidefamily.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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A Love Supreme

Back in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Grace

This actually happened in a youth ministry class at Hannibal-LaGrange College in Missouri. I left work early so I could have some uninterrupted study time right before the final in my Youth Issues cl... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1315

Quote #1629

"The eyes are useless when the mind is blind." - Milan Kumar read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1139

One-liner #1182

Auto-correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
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Good Friday Gulf

Jesus said He would die and rise again - and did! Our celebration of and rejoicing in that calls us to cross the gulf we have created between us and the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Psalm 53:1, Psalm 14:1, April 1

An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations af... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Battle Hymn of Term Finals

Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike an apple with a wormIt's infected all my freedomLike an ugly cancer germThe truth shall soon be known. Chorus... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am sure that there are many fine people who work for United Airlines - the airline currently getting hammered online for dragging a paying customer off a flight that was ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2703

Real Classified Ads

- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.  Leave mess. - Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family. - Dinner Special read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1485

Quote #1628

"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos. Choose your miracle." - Glen Scrivener @ abr_apologetics read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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In-flight Service

United Airlines recruits train to serve in-flight snacks. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2808

Bible Pun 2

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Command... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1181

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
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Missing Jesus

We, who follow Jesus, need to watch carefuly in order to not miss what Jesus wants to do in our lives and in our time. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170409.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 9, 2017

Palm Sunday greetings everyone. If you missed church today, or re looking for more Palm Sunday messages, you will find 7 Palm Sunday sermons on the page at: www.westsidefamily.org/tag/212-p... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind

One thing I have learned throughout my life is sometimes speaking your mind only gets a piece of somebody else’s mind – and not the good piece. The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Clergy Types

Forgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1627

"Grace often grows strongest where conviction of sin has pierced deepest." - Sinclair Ferguson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1122

One-liner #1180

I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1886

Where God Ain't

He was just a little boy, on a week's first day. He was wandering home from Sunday School, and dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; he found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy mil... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Burger Change

I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger drive-through for lunch to eat on the way back to work. I ordered the #1 combo (burger, fry, coke) for $4.29. She said "th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Any youngest kids out there?  Ever get a cake like the one in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Youngest Cake" at:www.cybersalt.org/funn... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Youngest Cake

You might be the youngest kid if . . . . ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3011

Line Ups

Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He complained about everything. One day he went to the creek with his mule and as he went he complained so much that the mul... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Frustration

The minister stormed into the vestry and flung his sermon notes on the table. "Today," he shouted to the church officer, "I have preached to a congregation of jackasses!" The Church officer nodded, ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1099

Quote #1626

"The Bible is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1205

Hated Key

I hate the key of e-minor. It gives me the e-b-g-b's... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1123

One-liner #1179

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lost Goober Hunters

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his bud read more..

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