Monthly Archive

June 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2499
4 min read

Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?

After about a million days of toil, sweat and aggravation, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I decided to take a few days off and relax. I am not a real expert when it comes to relaxing. I h... read more..
Fatherly Pride
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2910
<1min

Fatherly Pride

My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause two is more than one! And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes--I... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4266 - June 15, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4266 - June 15, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4266                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 15, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1396
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 15, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. It actually takes two videos to get the most out of enjoying "Wintergatan - Marble Machine" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/winterg read more..
Quote #1645
Quotes
Susan Davis
2384
<1min

Quote #1645

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the read more..
One-liner #1198
One-liners
Susan Davis
2127
<1min

One-liner #1198

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes ...... read more..
Wedding Pass
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wedding Pass

A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an officer for a pass and was told he had to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday. "You don't understand, sir," my friend said. "... read more..
Coffee Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3803
<1min

Coffee Pun 1

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our... read more..
Teamwork, Togetherness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2529
<1min

Teamwork, Togetherness

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your t... read more..
Wintergatan - Marble Machine
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
19082
<1min

Wintergatan - Marble Machine

Here's an amazing marble works music machine that is handcrafted in wood with some pretty amazing precision. In the first video you can listen to it play.  In the second video you learn more abo... read more..
Hydrant Sniff
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4476
<1min

Hydrant Sniff

Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks ... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 11, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1294
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. I don't think I have ever known someone who likes apple fritters as much as Rev. James Snyder. The tasty donut makes yet another major appearance today in one of his devoti... read more..
Living in Anticipation
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1346
<1min

Living in Anticipation

Moses is an example of faith to us because he lived in anticipation of reward from and with God.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170611.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4265 - June 11, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4265 - June 11, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4265                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2241
4 min read

Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious

So that you know, I am not suspicious (knock on wood). I take a rather practical approach to life and try my best not to get bent out of shape. At my age, it’s rather difficult to keep my shape. I try... read more..
Sermon Feedback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6409
<1min

Sermon Feedback

They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after the preacher had finished his sermon.  He went on a walk that afternoon with... read more..
Quote #1644
Quotes
Susan Davis
2002
<1min

Quote #1644

"Prayer has a way of blowing wind into other sails in your life that you might not even be praying about." - Adam Stadtmiller read more..
First Impressions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3847
<1min

First Impressions

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. Later, the pare... read more..
One-liner #1197
One-liners
Susan Davis
1926
<1min

One-liner #1197

"When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you." - Nora Ephron read more..
Monte Carlo
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
10483
<1min

Monte Carlo

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4264 - June 8, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4264 - June 8, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4264                           Cybersalt N... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 8, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1438
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Do/did you have a rebellious grandma like this one? You'll find "Sign of a Rebellious Grandma" at:www.cybers read more..
Sign of a Rebellious Grandma
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6307
<1min

Sign of a Rebellious Grandma

Somebody's Grandma is rebellious to the core! ... read more..
One-liner #1196
One-liners
Susan Davis
1979
<1min

One-liner #1196

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.... read more..
Ozark Bridge Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
10482
2 min read

Ozark Bridge Pun

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunup, Rufus and C... read more..
Parenting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3611
<1min

Parenting

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peekaboo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, ... read more..
Good Morning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5136
<1min

Good Morning

When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded, "Ah, you're Freshmen." Then he explained: "When you walk in and say goo... read more..
Match-Making
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4369
<1min

Match-Making

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background.  All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in and told them the only th... read more..
Quote #1643
Quotes
Susan Davis
2050
<1min

Quote #1643

"Be more concerned with being thoughtful than being beautiful." - Ann Voskamp read more..
Cybersalt News - June 4, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1365
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. By the time a man becomes a grandfather, he has hopefully recognized when it is time to remain silent. Rev. James Snyder is one of those men.  You can read "And the Aw... read more..
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