Monthly Archive

2017

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Religious Customs
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2464
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Religious Customs

A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the ... read more..
Pork Healing
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2299
<1min

Pork Healing

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.... read more..
One-liner #1242
One-liners
Susan Davis
1984
<1min

One-liner #1242

With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down;' with a banana, however, it is quite the opposite: yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did ... read more..
Quote #1686
Quotes
Susan Davis
2030
<1min

Quote #1686

"When it comes to life, the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude." - G. K. Chesterton read more..
Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2261
4 min read

Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks

It was a pre-Thanksgiving evening and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were enjoying some hot cider tea. Nothing goes down quite as nice as a hot cider tea. It was rather a quiet evening ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4309 - November 19, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4309 - November 19, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 19, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1479
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 19, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about the difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas and he thinks he has found a big one. You can read more about that in "Poor As I... read more..
One-liner #1241
One-liners
Susan Davis
1849
<1min

One-liner #1241

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?... read more..
Last Minute Turkey
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5066
<1min

Last Minute Turkey

It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door.  "Please let me in," says the man, "I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't... read more..
Self-Righteousness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
8832
<1min

Self-Righteousness

Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of the church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out, "... read more..
Ikea Navy
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2318
<1min

Ikea Navy

Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.... read more..
Quote #1685
Quotes
Susan Davis
2238
<1min

Quote #1685

"We are most content when we are grateful for what we own, satisfied with what we make, and generous to those in need." - C. Swindoll read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4308 - November 16, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
89
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4308 - November 16, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 16, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1473
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A shout out to H. Penner for another one of her chicken pictures! There is a new funny video on the Cybersalt Site and it's just in time to help some of you with ... read more..
Living to 80?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4220
<1min

Living to 80?

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking... read more..
Quote #1684
Quotes
Susan Davis
2055
<1min

Quote #1684

"All great Christians have been wounded souls." - A. W. Tozer read more..
Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6560
<1min

Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants

Why eat less when you can wear more? Get your Stove Top Thanksgiving dinner pants today! ... read more..
Self-Righteous Cards
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1919
<1min

Self-Righteous Cards

Jones jumped up from the card table white with rage. "Stop this game," he shouted, "Smith is cheating!" "How do you know?" "He's not playing the hand I dealt him."... read more..
One-liner #1240
One-liners
Susan Davis
2059
<1min

One-liner #1240

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.... read more..
Surprise Gift
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4536
<1min

Surprise Gift

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday. "A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk. "You bet," answered the customer.... read more..
Mid-Life Pets
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2298
<1min

Mid-Life Pets

When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the "many paws."... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4307 - November 12, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4307 - November 12, 2017

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Cybersalt News - November 12, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1469
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is back to its regular weekend size. After all, I couldn't disappoint M. L. Van Driesen two weeks in a row 😉! Featured on the Cybersalt site today: Re... read more..
As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5490
4 min read

As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses

Several weeks ago, I was at home alone when the doorbell rang. I answered the door to find representatives from a local Girl Scout troop doing what they do so well; selling Girl Scout cookies. The Gr... read more..
One-liner #1239
One-liners
Susan Davis
1809
<1min

One-liner #1239

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.... read more..
Tips For the Persecuted
Body of Christ Connection
Pastor Tim
4445
3 min read

Tips For the Persecuted

Thank you for considering being willing to share your life with a brother or sister in Christ living for Jesus in freedom somewhere else in the world. As a part of the church, a member of the body of ... read more..
Tips For the Free
Body of Christ Connection
Pastor Tim
4761
3 min read

Tips For the Free

(Note: We now have a closed Facebook group for people interested in BOCC but who do not feel ready to be directly connected with a persecuted Christian or refugee. You can apply to join it by cli read more..
Worst Memory
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2804
<1min

Worst Memory

Two men were talking. The first says, "My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of." The second man replies, "Forgets everything, eh?" "Nope. She remembers everything."... read more..
Shopping "Taken Care Of"
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1988
<1min

Shopping "Taken Care Of"

I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.... read more..
Quote #1683
Quotes
Susan Davis
2214
<1min

Quote #1683

"We need to give each other the space to grow, to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity. We need to give each other space so that we may both give and receive such beautiful things as ideas, openn read more..
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