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Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom, pictured here holding me! What most of you do not know is that in this picture I already have cancer, but it is yet t... read more..

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.... read more..

"Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep." - John G. Stevens read more..

Sometimes I cannot help being a grouch. I guess it is what happens to a person when they get older. They get older, grouchier and grumpier. With that in mind, I guess I qualify for being an old geezer... read more..

On the weekend of the biggest motorcycle gathering of the year, I was bar-tending at a club nearby. When the roaring machines pulled up outside, our patrons' eyes swung toward the door and conversatio... read more..

A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweizer read more..

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I w... read more..

"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle!" he moped. read more..

A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing... read more..

Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything -noise, spray, cats -... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences Why should I consider your questions, when you don't even know the answers?... read more..

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom, pictured here holding me! What most of you do not know is that in this picture I already have cancer, but it is yet t... read more..

 To my children: Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff. I taught you how to use a spoon. - Sue Fitzmaurice read more..

Celebrating another "Mother's Day,” gave opportunity to reflect on the influence and importance of mothers in our society today. I think for the most part mothers get a bad rap these days, or at least... read more..

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time... but you can never fool mom.... read more..

A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tap... read more..

We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. Early the next morning, a Saturday, our 3 1/2-year-old ran into our bedroom to wake us up. I dressed him and told him to pl... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I were away in Swift Current, Saskatchewan last Thursday thru Sunday. That's why the last 2 mailings were skipped. This picture (which should enlarge ... read more..

One day a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle a rifle. The rookies were firing hither and yon and finally one of them shot the sarge in the seat... read more..

"Faith means believing in advance what will only make sense in reverse." - Philip Yancey read more..

Our top story today: According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.... read more..

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal! HANG UP AND DRIVE! Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It! Ever Stop To T... read more..

One of my duties as church secretary is to answer the phone and refer calls. The telephone rang one day with an urgent caller on the other end. He needed to talk to the senior pastor. I quietly opene... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences A little pain never hurt anyone.... read more..