Monthly Archive

July 2018

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Cybersalt News - July 19, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 19, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I have some interesting work I am doing for a client. It involves some videoing of world renown fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan (click to enlarge the picture).... read more..
Car Mail
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4808
<1min

Car Mail

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

A goober is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." "Don't you have a phone in your car?" "That was a littl... read more..
Bibliostrep
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1983
<1min

Bibliostrep

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..
Empty Nests
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Empty Nests

At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research pr... read more..
More On Candidates
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4191
<1min

More On Candidates

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said. My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbeli... read more..
One-liner #1301
One-liners
Susan Davis
2279
<1min

One-liner #1301

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?" I thought ... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."... read more..
Quote #1742
Quotes
Susan Davis
3978
<1min

Quote #1742

"Imagine if trees gave free wifi. We'd all be planting like crazy. It's a pity they only give us the oxygen we breathe." - Priyanka Garnayak read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4370 - July 15, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4370 - July 15, 2018

  Issue #4370                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I'm excited to tell you that I have trillion read more..
Cybersalt News - July 15, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1223
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm excited to tell you that I have trillions of secrets - actually secret trillions - to tell you but I'm not quite ready yet. Stay tuned! A friend of mine sent me a very... read more..
I Fell for It… Again
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2070
4 min read

I Fell for It… Again

An old saying more or less defines my life, “What we learn from history is that we don’t learn from history.” When I was younger, I assumed that the older I got, the smarter I would become. I have no... read more..
Deer Prayer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5814
<1min

Deer Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The following week, our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don'... read more..
Anti-vexxers
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2435
<1min

Anti-vexxers

Baby Vaccination Jokes: pretty innocuous.... read more..
One-liner #1300
One-liners
Susan Davis
2229
<1min

One-liner #1300

Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing.... read more..
Quote #1741
Quotes
Susan Davis
3154
<1min

Quote #1741

"Discussions are always better than arguments because an argument is to find out who is right, and a discussion is to find what is right." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4369 - July 12, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4369 - July 12, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is read more..
Cybersalt News - July 12, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1111
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Cybersalt News - July 12, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is one of the pictu... read more..
Police Report
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4867
<1min

Police Report

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinki... read more..
Sleeping on the Job
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2840
<1min

Sleeping on the Job

One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.... read more..
CD Entrance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4292
<1min

CD Entrance

At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to. One family asked to enter to "Love Me Tender." Well, the day of the funeral... read more..
Informal Sweets
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2227
<1min

Informal Sweets

Penguin PEZ: Let's dispense with the formalities.... read more..
One-liner #1299
One-liners
Susan Davis
1937
<1min

One-liner #1299

One day, Canada will take over the world; then you'll all be sorry.... read more..
Quote #1740
Quotes
Susan Davis
2650
<1min

Quote #1740

"Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God." - Corrie ten Boom read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4368 - July 8, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4368 - July 8, 2018

  Issue #4368                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! In a world where many people want more birth read more..
Cybersalt News - July 8, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1194
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! In a world where many people want more birthdays, Rev. James Snyder has celebrated enough. For more about why, you can read “Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough” at:w... read more..
Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2128
4 min read

Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough

I have had enough of some things. There are, however, some things I can never have enough. Apple fritters and coffee are things I can never have enough of. I would never use the word “enough” with the... read more..
Life Experience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2629
<1min

Life Experience

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?" "El... read more..
Miracle Return
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4338
<1min

Miracle Return

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes... read more..
Successful Service
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2053
<1min

Successful Service

Not-Evangelism: When a waiter asks you how you want your steak cooked, never say, "Well done, good & faithful servant."... read more..
One-liner #1298
One-liners
Susan Davis
2030
<1min

One-liner #1298

Been on a diet for two weeks and all I lost is 14 days.... read more..
Quote #1739
Quotes
Susan Davis
2216
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Quote #1739

"If we do not humbly accept the Word of God planted in us, which can save us...we will be hardened by it." - Alistair Begg read more..
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