Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 724 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bad Excuse
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4000
<1min

Bad Excuse

(Remember, it's the PearlyGates list!) Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good exc read more..
Nor Motorcycles
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1814
<1min

Nor Motorcycles

If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride? Icicles! read more..
Ode To Finals Week
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11169
1 min read

Ode To Finals Week

Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for last minute knowledge.Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds,While visions of essays danced in thei... read more..
One-liner #1336
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1336

I am a firm believer in optimism; because if you don't have optimism, what else is there?... read more..
Quote #1778
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1778

"Faith is not primarily a function of how you feel. Faith is living out, trusting, and believing what truth is despite what you feel." - Timothy Keller read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4407 - December 2, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4407 - December 2, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings and happy December everyone! Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you buy "I love Old Time Radio." My two favorite shows, currently on I Love Old Time Radio, are "Y read more..
Cybersalt News - December 2, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1153
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2018

Sunday greetings and happy December everyone! Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you buy "I love Old Time Radio." My two favorite shows, currently on I Love Old Time Radio, are "You Bet Your Life... read more..
Ha, Ha, I Knew I Was Right!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1970
4 min read

Ha, Ha, I Knew I Was Right!

Did you ever experience a time when you were right and had the evidence to prove you were right? I know that for me, it does not happen very often. In fact, I cannot think of a time that it really di... read more..
Quote #1777
Quotes
Susan Davis
1905
<1min

Quote #1777

"Trust is not a passive state of mind. It is a vigorous act of the soul ..." - Jerry Bridges read more..
Musical Harmony
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1939
<1min

Musical Harmony

"Let's play a C, E, and G," said Tom's band, in accord. read more..
Check the List
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4514
<1min

Check the List

Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to do, including taking food out of the freezer and grocery shopping. As it happened, a friend whom I had been pr... read more..
One-liner #1335
One-liners
Susan Davis
1899
<1min

One-liner #1335

I absolutely refuse to be assertive!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4406 - November 29, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4406 - November 29, 2018

  Issue #4406                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I finally finished uploading all the bills d read more..
Cybersalt News - November 29, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1143
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I finally finished uploading all the bills donated to the to the Be a Billionaire fundraiser. You can check out the available combos (and singles) at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..
Obituary
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4207
<1min

Obituary

A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses,... read more..
Cliff Hanger
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2180
<1min

Cliff Hanger

"I can't get down from the mountain!" Tom alleged. read more..
Quote #1776
Quotes
Susan Davis
2447
<1min

Quote #1776

  "To fall in love with God is the greatest of all romances, to seek Him, the greatest of all adventures, to find him, the greatest human achievement." - Augustine read more..
Break Even
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5248
<1min

Break Even

Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in. One robber rushes the teller windows, one guards the door and the third bank robber stands in the middle of the bank and yells, "Right! Everyone up ... read more..
Guilty Pleasure
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2705
<1min

Guilty Pleasure

It was moving day. The previous owners were going to finish moving out that morning, and we were going to start moving in that afternoon. We showed up just as they were finishing up, around lunchtime... read more..
One-liner #1334
One-liners
Susan Davis
1995
<1min

One-liner #1334

When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4405 - November 25, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4405 - November 25, 2018

  Issue #4405                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! You've heard of Black Friday and maybe Cyber read more..
Cybersalt News - November 25, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1134
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! You've heard of Black Friday and maybe Cyber Monday, but how about Giving Tuesday?  Giving Tuesday is a recent a move to help raise funds for good causes after the fre... read more..
It Was a Gobble-Gobble Kind of Day
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2670
4 min read

It Was a Gobble-Gobble Kind of Day

I do not know about anybody else, but I truly enjoy Thanksgiving Day. It is not just because of the turkey that the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage prepares so brilliantly, although, I cannot think... read more..
Color Commentary
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2299
<1min

Color Commentary

Overheard between friends: What rhymes with orange. No, it doesn't.... read more..
Quote #1775
Quotes
Susan Davis
2456
<1min

Quote #1775

"We are too prone to engrave our trials in marble and write our blessings in sand." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..
Light Confusion
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4502
<1min

Light Confusion

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's ... read more..
Hair Pulling Lesson
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2524
<1min

Hair Pulling Lesson

A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the mother says, "your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while la... read more..
Thirty Billion - 2 Consecutive Bills and 1 Close
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
3576
<1min

Thirty Billion - 2 Consecutive Bills and 1 Close

Donate US$119.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers and a third 10 Billion Dollar Bill which is one serial number off of the pair. All pro... read more..
Sixty Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1264
<1min

Sixty Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$149.99 and receive three Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..
Forty Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1127
<1min

Forty Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how i... read more..
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