Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 724 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Teenagers (most)
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2771
<1min

Teenagers (most)

A Teenager is . . . -A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. -A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. -A youngster who re... read more..
Calf Birth
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5476
<1min

Calf Birth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.  The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have t... read more..
Lamentation For Our Kids
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5349
6 min read

Lamentation For Our Kids

This is rather lengthy but funny. *Laws Pertaining to Dessert* For we judge between the plate that is unclean and the plate that is clean, saying first, if the plate is clean, then you shall have de... read more..
Quote #1708
Quotes
Susan Davis
1071
<1min

Quote #1708

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe read more..
One-liner #1266
One-liners
Susan Davis
2131
<1min

One-liner #1266

Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?... read more..
Falling for Ewe
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2293
<1min

Falling for Ewe

What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lambslide of course.... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 11, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1349
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder took his wife out for an early Valentine's lunch and they both got more than they bargained for - ultimately for free! You can read,  "A Bug on the P... read more..
A Bug on the Plate Is Worth How Much?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2350
4 min read

A Bug on the Plate Is Worth How Much?

Did you ever have a smile on your face that no matter what you did you could not wipe it off? Well, that is quite a regular occurrence with me. But this past week was a “smile-on-the-face” to beat al... read more..
Tennis Talk
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3995
<1min

Tennis Talk

A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing. "It's going fine," ... read more..
Valentine Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
13730
2 min read

Valentine Puns

Please, under no circumstances think that I do not realize the following Valentine puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavor of the genre, here you go, lol... read more..
One-liner #1265
One-liners
Susan Davis
1840
<1min

One-liner #1265

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day ... when I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a medieval weapon.... read more..
Quote #1707
Quotes
Susan Davis
3295
<1min

Quote #1707

"Bearing one another's burdens is not easy, but it is also not optional." - Francis Chan read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4333 - February 8, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4333 - February 8, 2018

To Unsubscribe Click Here To Modify your Subscription Click Here Forward this e-mail to a friend read more..
Cybersalt News - February 8, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1413
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was remotely helping someone in Australia with their computer this week and I asked them if they would send summer back quickly. I'm sure they'll send it soon. In the mea... read more..
Late Appointment
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4197
<1min

Late Appointment

Doctor: I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse? Patient: I was just following your orders,... read more..
Do Not Touch!
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2446
<1min

Do Not Touch!

Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!" Management was called, and we were told to stay clear... read more..
Sending it With Him
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3951
2 min read

Sending it With Him

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he... read more..
Quote #1706
Quotes
Susan Davis
2709
<1min

Quote #1706

"Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived ... life lived in a blaze of reality." - Dolores LaChapelle, powder skiing pioneer read more..
One-liner #1264
One-liners
Susan Davis
1889
<1min

One-liner #1264

My daughter asked me what it's like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.... read more..
M. O. Roll
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2047
<1min

M. O. Roll

Bad puns are how eye roll.... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 4, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1292
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is getting pretty stressed trying to take one day off a week to rest. You can read,  "Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..
Camelnot
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2469
<1min

Camelnot

Only the true king could remove the sword from the stone ... no one else could ... they didn't have ... arthurization.... read more..
Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2110
4 min read

Please, Just Let Me Grow Old!

One of the New Year’s resolutions I made, which the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage reminded me, is to take a day off and just relax. That is a rather hard thing for me to do, especially every wee... read more..
Colonial Break
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4397
<1min

Colonial Break

A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the hospi... read more..
Jigsaw Lessons
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2666
<1min

Jigsaw Lessons

Here are some life lessons I've learned from jigsaw puzzles: Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally. When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everythi... read more..
Quote #1705
Quotes
Susan Davis
2033
<1min

Quote #1705

"The dangers of life are infinite, and safety is among them." - Goethe read more..
One-liner #1263
One-liners
Susan Davis
1900
<1min

One-liner #1263

If it involves me, I want nothing to do with it.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4331 - February 1, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4331 - February 1, 2018

To Unsubscribe Click Here To Modify your Subscription Click Here Forward this e-mail to a friend read more..
Cybersalt News - February 1, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1377
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 1, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's still crazy busy at Cybersalt Word Headquarters so here is another picture of me at work! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Compact Find
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3913
<1min

Compact Find

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.  Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.  She opened it, looked in the mirror and sa... read more..
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