Monthly Archive

2019

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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Alllleee-oop!

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2741
<1min

Debt Freedom

The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. "Do you have a second mortgage on your home?" "No," I replied. "Would you like to consolidate all your debts?" "I really don't h... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1830
<1min

Avoid le Nemo

Don't eat the French fish ... it's poisson!... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4476 - August 11, 2019

  Issue #4476                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently benefited from h read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently benefited from his wife's encouragement to look in a mirror and was reminded of an important truth we all need to remember. You can read "My Mir read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2192
4 min read

My Mirror Doesn't Lie, But Sometimes It Giggles

I have never been fascinated by my looks, and I don’t think anybody else has either. Sometimes, however, I have to spend a little more time before the mirror to get prepared for where I am going... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1901
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Quote 1843

"There is no risk in abandoning ourselves to God." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2054
<1min

Algebra Feeling

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1675
<1min

One-liner #1402

My identity lies in NOT knowing who I am.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6438
<1min

Two-Part Question

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $50,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the host MC that he desired a question on American History. The big night arrived. Bob ma... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
2040
<1min

God's Gift of Time

We all need time to grieve--quiet time for reflectionto sift through memoriesand come to gripswith what has happened. We all need a time for tearsnot for the one who is now at peace in heaven,but for... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4475 - August 8, 2019

  Issue #4475                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. We've been friends for 44 y... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4069
2 min read

Seen in Florida

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the coastline on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline (an area w... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1589
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One-liner #1401

Self-Annihilating Sentences I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2373
<1min

Quote #1842

"Do you trust me when my answer is Wait?" - GOD - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1840
<1min

I Udderly Can't Remember

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5095
<1min

Pickup Backfire

Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the we... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1731
<1min

Debt

An old farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I reckon the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bil... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4474 - August 4, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. It has been a while since I added any new funny picture pages to the Cybersalt site. I work on so many other people's web projects that my sites become prov read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. It has been a while since I added any new funny picture pages to the Cybersalt site. I work on so many other people's web projects that my sites become proverbial mechanic'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4479
<1min

Sarahrella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Everybody and Nobody

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have do... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote 1841

"LORD, calm my anxious heart and the urgent demand for quick results. Help me to wait on you, trusting that your timing is perfect." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1831
<1min

Thanks Honey

CYCLOPS: How do you spell Hawaii? WIFE: [biting lip] well ... you need 2 i's CYCLOPS: [puts pen down] My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda.... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Chiropractor

The chiropractor really had FiFi feeling loose! ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1835
4 min read

And Then, There It Was

It is not that I do not like to travel; I just don’t like to leave home. I am quite comfortable at home where I have everything I need within easy reach. Sometimes I have to travel to a conference or... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1631
<1min

One-liner #1400

Competition for the apathy prize is keen!... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4473 - August 1, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy August everyone! I was on the BubbleShooter game page this week and noticed that in order to play you now have to click to allow "flash" to be ru read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. I have no idea how I can&nb... read more..