Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Steam Rebellion
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1859
<1min

Steam Rebellion

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony.... read more..
One-Liner #1434
One-liners
Susan Davis
1643
<1min

One-Liner #1434

Emergency service provided only with twenty-four hours notice.... read more..
One-Liner #1435
One-liners
Susan Davis
1847
<1min

One-Liner #1435

I like to make lists; I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guessing on what's the list while at the store.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4506 - December 1, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4506 - December 1, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. Welcome to December and may I be one of the first to wish you a Merry and Blessed Christmas! I recently mentioned I would have soon have some exciting annou read more..
Cybersalt News - December 1, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1118
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Welcome to December and may I be one of the first to wish you a Merry and Blessed Christmas! I recently mentioned I would have soon have some exciting announcements about t... read more..
A Post-Thanksgiving Wishbone
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4038
4 min read

A Post-Thanksgiving Wishbone

Now that Thanksgiving is over, I am able to sit back and recoup from the activity. I'm not sure about anybody else, but a holiday such as Thanksgiving takes a lot out of me. Of course, it puts a lot i... read more..
Beer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3038
<1min

Beer

Today on the way to work, I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall." It actually read "Beef Recall." The story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States. Mad cow disea... read more..
God's Omnipotence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2949
<1min

God's Omnipotence

I was scolding our pastor for his habit of starting church services late. I mentioned that in my years with the Air Force, when the general scheduled us to take off at 0700 hours, he didn't mean 0705... read more..
Quote #1871
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1974
<1min

Quote #1871

"Waking up when you are a parent is like being shot out of a cannon every morning right into the middle of the circus and immediately begin handed flaming batons to juggle." - @hidingintheclosetwit read more..
Waiting Sound
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1865
<1min

Waiting Sound

Sent my hearing aids away for repair about four weeks ago. I've heard nothing since.... read more..
Come About
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4411
<1min

Come About

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his ... read more..
One Suitcase
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4090
<1min

One Suitcase

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4505 - November 28, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4505 - November 28, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American. Whether or not you are eating a large dinner today, here's a fun look at some pants that many of us could use afte read more..
Cybersalt News - November 28, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1144
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2019

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American. Whether or not you are eating a large dinner today, here's a fun look at some pants that many of us could use after feasting:www.c... read more..
Quote #1870
Quotes
Susan Davis
3021
<1min

Quote #1870

"It is one thing to believe the Bible but something else altogether to allow the Bible , through the ministry of the Holy Spirit, to impact and change your life." - A. W. Tozer read more..
Mithed Chance
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1901
<1min

Mithed Chance

Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths."... read more..
One-Liner #1432
One-liners
Susan Davis
1711
<1min

One-Liner #1432

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Advice It's about time we returned to the status quo.... read more..
One-Liner #1433
One-liners
Susan Davis
1607
<1min

One-Liner #1433

I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.... read more..
Thanksgiving Roses
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3892
5 min read

Thanksgiving Roses

Sandra felt as low as the heels of her Birkenstocks when she pulled open the florist shop door, against a November gust of wind. Her life had been as sweet as a spring breeze and then in the fourth m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4504 - November 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4504 - November 24, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder reminds men everywhere that we don't have to act like turkeys - even when we want to! You can read "From One Turkey to Another" read more..
Cybersalt News - November 24, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1197
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder reminds men everywhere that we don't have to act like turkeys - even when we want to! You can read "From One Turkey to Another" at:www.cybersalt... read more..
From One Turkey to Another
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2022
4 min read

From One Turkey to Another

As a child, my favorite holiday was Christmas, second only to my birthday. These holidays were important because of the gifts I received. Oh, did I look forward to those holidays and all the presents ... read more..
One-Liner #1431
One-liners
Susan Davis
1784
<1min

One-Liner #1431

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands Be brief, no matter how long it takes!... read more..
Quote #1869
Quotes
Susan Davis
1994
<1min

Quote #1869

"Transformation is serious business. Most believers are living in the bare margins of what God actually desires to do for them." - Lance Wallnau read more..
Bean There?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2135
<1min

Bean There?

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee.... read more..
Why Universities Would Never Give God a PhD
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2768
<1min

Why Universities Would Never Give God a PhD

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that read more..
Remembering Names
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7585
<1min

Remembering Names

When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story. After the service... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1141
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in the northern hemisphere, today is one month until the shortest day of the year and then the days will start to get longer - hang in there! In the meanti... read more..
One-Liner #1430
One-liners
Susan Davis
1705
<1min

One-Liner #1430

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Description He's deliberately unconscious.... read more..
By the Letter
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1840
<1min

By the Letter

He hated acronyms and everything they stood for.... read more..
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