Monthly Archive

June 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 66 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
A Great Job
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4145
<1min

A Great Job

A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. It has a 10 a.m. start, a 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. ... read more..
Midnight Hopes
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3353
<1min

Midnight Hopes

Sir Lancelot dreamed about overthrowing King Arthur. It was a mid-slumber knights scheme.... read more..
Fatherly Approval
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2670
<1min

Fatherly Approval

A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out. When the time came, I was pleased that my friend's predictio... read more..
My Thoughts Are Worth More Than a Penny
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1804
4 min read

My Thoughts Are Worth More Than a Penny

I must admit that I do gravel a lot in thinking about my thoughts. It has been a habit of mine down through the years. Thinking is what really makes life worth living, or so I believe. My father had ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4557 - June 14, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4557 - June 14, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday was my mom's 80th birthday. She was (and is) a great mom, grandmother and great-grandmother. I don't know if I have ever mentioned this or shared read more..
Cybersalt News - June 14, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1135
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 14, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday was my mom's 80th birthday. She was (and is) a great mom, grandmother and great-grandmother. I don't know if I have ever mentioned this or shared it here before, ... read more..
Quote #1921
Quotes
Susan Davis
1922
<1min

Quote #1921

  "One day your heart will stop beating, and none of your fears will matter. What will matter is how you lived." - Henri Junttila read more..
Black Canyon Biker
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4212
<1min

Black Canyon Biker

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck hi... read more..
Game Show Winner
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3365
<1min

Game Show Winner

Did you hear about the big winner on "Jeopardy!"? He went home the next day and his wife said, "Who were those women I saw you outwit last night?"... read more..
Annoyances
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2639
<1min

Annoyances

1. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 2. When people read more..
One-Liner #1483
One-liners
Susan Davis
1519
<1min

One-Liner #1483

How long is this social-distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4556 - June 11, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4556 - June 11, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Brian P. for today's chicken picture: a wild one in Singapore. Things are pretty crazy busy around Cybersalt World Headquarters so for now, wash y read more..
Cybersalt News - June 11, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Brian P. for today's chicken picture: a wild one in Singapore. Things are pretty crazy busy around Cybersalt World Headquarters so for now, wash your hands, keep... read more..
Crabby Marriage
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4845
<1min

Crabby Marriage

A male crab met a female crab at a party and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get a... read more..
Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3298
<1min

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)Buy a Pentium 58... read more..
Quote #1920
Quotes
Susan Davis
1784
<1min

Quote #1920

  "Why does philosophy matter?" "I don't know. Why does science matter?" "Well because scie-" "Annnnnnnd you are doing philosophy." - unknown read more..
One-Liner #1482
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1482

Happiness is a competitive advantage.... read more..
Bliss(ters)
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bliss(ters)

Marriage is grand ... Divorce is about ten grand.... read more..
Oneness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2739
<1min

Oneness

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and various traditions, such as lighting the unity candle from two individual candles. Couples usually blow ou... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 7, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1108
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 7, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Last weekend I was one of the speakers in a 24-Hour online event which was put on to replacement a conference planned for Portugal, but cancelled due to the pandemic. My to... read more..
When Everything Fails, It’s Over
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1959
4 min read

When Everything Fails, It’s Over

During this time of seclusion, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly has spent some significant time binge-watching some of those Hallmark mystery movies. After a while, they all look... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4555 - June 7, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4555 - June 7, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Last weekend I was one of the speakers in a 24-Hour online event which was put on to replacement a conference planned for Portugal, but cancelled due to the read more..
Quote #1919
Quotes
Susan Davis
1877
<1min

Quote #1919

"Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say." - Andy Stanley read more..
One-Liner #1481
One-liners
Susan Davis
1596
<1min

One-Liner #1481

This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19;I usually don't go because I'm poor.... read more..
Subway Drop
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4067
<1min

Subway Drop

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. "Did anyone drop a toonie... read more..
Damp Advice
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3353
<1min

Damp Advice

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. You should always let weeping logs dry.... read more..
God's Indwelling, The Holy Spirit
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3107
<1min

God's Indwelling, The Holy Spirit

This morning around 11 am, my 12 year old son, Michael, and I stopped at a coffee shop so I could get some coffee. Michael came in with me and spied the Chocolate Oreo brownie. I rarely splurge on tr... read more..
Clean Up
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6247
<1min

Clean Up

My mother is a cleaning fanatic. One Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up.  We had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4554 - June 4, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4554 - June 4, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent!  Wash your hands, read more..
Cybersalt News - June 4, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1089
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent!  Wash your hands, keep safe and e... read more..
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