Monthly Archive

December 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
474

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I made another person this week. That's right, I incorporated Cybersalt. But don't worry, my plan is not to go all serious and boring here in the Cybersalt Digest or Pearly... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2492

Practical Tricks to Play on Santa

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding tic read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2903

Good Christmas Intentions

A kindly 90-year-old grandmother found buying presents for family and friends a bit much last Christmas. So she wrote out checks for all of them to put in their Christmas cards. In each card she care... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
783

Quote #1969

'Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most." - Ruth Carter Stapleton read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
659

One-Liner #1531

Here I am - now what are your other two wishes?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2127

Gift Highding

Santa stores all the presents in the pole vault.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3287

Fruit Cake Top Ten

Sincere apologies to all of you who truly enjoy fruitcake. Unfortunately, it has a reputation and too easily becomes material for jokes like this one... 10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
698

It’s All Over But The Lying

The one thing I don't like is when somebody deliberately lies to me.Trust me; this has happened quite a few times in my life. Sometimes, by accident, they say something that isn't true; they just... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
508

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I received some Covid Christmas cheer in the mail the other day from my sister. She is a very talented seamstress, in fact I still wear shirts she mad... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
968

Christmas Is More Than Jingle, Jingle

I have been trying lately to remember my first Christmas. I know my memory isn't perfect, but I thought maybe I could bring up some old memories of my first Christmas. Unfortunately, I couldn't think... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2927

Second Time?

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's very swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
779

Quote #1968

"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love." - Hamilton Wright Mabi read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1140

One-Liner #1530

The first Christmas was pretty simple ... it's okay if yours is too.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1959

Christmas Signs

Here are some signs seen around Christmas time. Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and man... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4516

X-Files Christmas

57 Elm Street Bethlehem, Pa.11:51 p.m., December 24th. "We're too late!  It's already been here." "Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing." "Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2185

Streetcret Ingredient

The weatherman describes this as unseasonable weather. Of course its unseasoned -- that's why the city maintenance crew put salt on it.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4167

A Politically Correct, Legally Safe, ACLU Holiday Greeting

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solst... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
471

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I invited you to share other possible life challenges of being a hermaphroditic snail (to catch up on this saga you will have to read some previous Cybersalt News... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
669

Quote #1967

"Nothing is inferior for being old, and nothing is valuable for being modern." - John Piper read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
678

One-Liner #1529

The time has come to rise above principles!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2483

Grammar Pants

Trousers: An unusual word. Singular at the top; plural at the bottom.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1642

Easier Life

If Only Life Were More Like a Computer Think of it. . . If you messed up a relationship, you could just press "CTRL, ALT, DELETE" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, you'd simply click ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3536

London, England Christmas

Here we have the London, England version of the poem written by Aussie born Londoner Kim Van Wyck and forwarded to me by Terry Blakenship. Twas the night before Christmas, In England, you know,the pl... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
494

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - especially you PearlyGates subscribers! I have a bumper crop of Christmas items for the PearlyGates list so this month I'm sending it out twice a week as well. Thanks... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2779

Wisemen Top Seven

The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7 Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense! 6 You guys ever eat camel meat?  I hear it tastes like goat. 5... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2774

Bubba Claus

Memo From Santa I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
646

Quote #1966

  "When we come across suffering in which there is no deliverance and no illumination, the only thing to do is to be reverent with what we do not understand." - Oswald Chambers, Baffled to Figh read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
611

One-Liner #1528

Let us do for a second time what we refused to do at first; this will avoid setting a precedent.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2226

Maintenance Reminder

A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer. One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3189

When One Shows Up

A preacher prepared for Sunday morning service, but only one person, a farmer, was there. He asked the farmer, "What do you think we should do?" The farmer replied with a draw, "Well, if only one cow... read more..

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