Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 758 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - November 22, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 22, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! From time to time we are blessed to experience others whose "soul container" is so different than that of ours that the armor of our tired and numb way of valuing others (o... read more..
Quote #1962
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1962

"Your best shot at having a beautiful marriage is if both of you make it your goal to become more like Jesus." - Francis Chan read more..
One-Liner #1524
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1524

He knew everything, but that's all.... read more..
Or Are They Flies
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3577
<1min

Or Are They Flies

When they finish a new hive, bees have a house swarming party.... read more..
Meeting Others, Loneliness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Meeting Others, Loneliness

It is said that when the famous American columnist Dorothy Parker first came to work at The New Yorker, she found herself isolated and lonely in her small office there. Never one to be ignored, she m... read more..
Coffee Cool
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3878
<1min

Coffee Cool

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was... read more..
Hand Gun Navigation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3694
<1min

Hand Gun Navigation

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.  He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?" The navigator replied ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4597 - November 19, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4597 - November 19, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There are many ways to show one's passion for chickens, or chicken as the case may be. Here's a fun news story ab... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 19, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1187
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 19, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are many ways to show one's passion for chickens, or chicken as the case may be. Here's a fun news story about one man's apparent passion for accurately labeling som... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 26, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2020

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American subscribers and thank you, Walter, for reminding me! I don't think chickens will be jealous because of loosing the Cybersalt limeli... read more..
Quote #1961
Quotes
Susan Davis
2113
<1min

Quote #1961

  "Sometimes I joke about what I'd do if I had one day left to live. Eat junk, go crazy, etc. Today it hit me: Jesus knew. And he washed feet." - Steve Bezner read more..
One-Liner #1523
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1523

The best time to do a full day's shopping is in the morning.... read more..
Bad Sign
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bad Sign

A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he co... read more..
Shopping Memory
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Shopping Memory

"I forgot most of what I came to the store to buy," Tom said listlessly. - Walter McLauren read more..
Modest Dress
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Modest Dress

"Oh. Doctor!" said the young lady prior to her surgery. "Will the scar show?" "Not when you're dressed for church, miss," replied the doctor. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4596 - November 15, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4596 - November 15, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I don't have a video to share with you today. Instead I thought I'd share a fun link with you. When I was little,... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 15, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 15, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't have a video to share with you today. Instead I thought I'd share a fun link with you. When I was little, I was told that if I started digging a hole and kept goin... read more..
Quote #1960
Quotes
Susan Davis
1691
<1min

Quote #1960

  "When a Christian shuns fellowship with other Christians, the devil smiles. When he stops studying the Bible, the devil laughs. When he stops praying, the devil shouts for joy." - Corrie ten read more..
One-Liner #1522
One-liners
Susan Davis
1394
<1min

One-Liner #1522

When it comes to giving, some men stop at nothing.... read more..
Baseball Doctor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Baseball Doctor

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..
Where's the Ding Dong?
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3277
<1min

Where's the Ding Dong?

What is the difference between a lama, a llama, and a 3-L lllama? The first is a monk, the second an animal, and the third a huge fire.... read more..
Denial
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Denial

Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. "What's wrong, dear?" asked her mother. "My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed. "How did he break it, Emily?" "I hit him ove... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 12, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1103
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've just returned from a business trip which involved taking a ferry off of our island and then a 4 hour drive along the Fraser River Valley and up and over the Coquihalla... read more..
Quote #1959
Quotes
Susan Davis
1393
<1min

Quote #1959

"A change imposed is a change opposed." - Dr. Spencer Johnson, in Who Moved the Cheese? read more..
Fund Raising
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Fund Raising

The rabbi of a very poor temple was trying to figure out why his congregation was so poor and the Roman Catholic church down the block was so well off, when his son came into the office. The rabbi de... read more..
One-Liner #1521
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1521

A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.... read more..
Kid Comments
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Kid Comments

* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!" * Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer read more..
Trading Places
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Trading Places

I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.... read more..
Opposing War
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2398
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Opposing War

The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace. "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?" Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked, "Who'll g... read more..
When Everything Goes My Way
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2064
4 min read

When Everything Goes My Way

I have had a certain dream many times over the years. Of course, it might lean towards being a nightmare if it does not come true. The dream is that one day in the week; I can have everything go my w... read more..
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