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An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter recluse in Florida.  At the crossing they were stopped by an over-zealous border guard, on his first day at work.  He... read more..

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen... read more..

Americans are getting stronger. Sixty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.... read more..

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day. It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang ... read more..

Never choose a first mate who takes the wind out of your sails.... read more..

When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives. ”I remember the title but I never would watch something like that. However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's news is going to be a bit disjointed because I am too. So, I'm just going to let things tumble out and I think I'll get to where I'm going anyway. First of all, I ... read more..

"You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world's problems at once, but don't ever underestimate the importance you can have, because history ha read more..

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better ... read more..

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute l... read more..

You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgets your birthday.... read more..

Give some people an inch and they think they're rulers.... read more..

Never has our world been more divided than today. Politics, religion, sports and on and on I could go. For the most part, so many people think being divided is a negative thing. And for many people it... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't want to burst anyone's bubble today - but if I do, I think this is a good bubble to burst. And please note, this time I am going against Grandma Cybersalt's advice ... read more..

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe read more..

Pick a winner; anyone can pick a loser.... read more..

Biblical newspaper headline: Job outlook dismal.... read more..

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranging from 2 to 5 pounds. The lecturer repli... read more..

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I'm a little unsettled, this chicken Thursday. After giving chickens their own special day for years, I just heard that "Birds Aren't Real!" You can help me through this d... read more..

"The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible." - Winston Churchill read more..

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend ... read more..

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright... read more..

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. ... read more..

On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rearview mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit. I handed the officer my... read more..

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." T... read more..