Monthly Archive

September 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - September 19, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 19, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! "Shout out" to Cybersaltine, April H. who sent me an email after last week's digest. She gave me a good laugh when she shared that it took a while for her to realize that ... read more..
Quote #2034
Quotes
Susan Davis
1567
<1min

Quote #2034

"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you wi read more..
One-Liner #1597
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1597

My wife told me I was immature this morning; so I told her to get out of my fort!... read more..
Inferior Bags
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Inferior Bags

It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashin... read more..
Living by a Thread
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Living by a Thread

When I was young, my family was really poor. Everything I wore - socks, blouses, even handkerchiefs - had been darned over and over by my mother. I wasn't the smartest or the prettiest, but I sure wa... read more..
Learn to Write in the Sand
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3101
<1min

Learn to Write in the Sand

Two friends were walking through the desert. During the journey, they had an argument; and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything,... read more..
Gate Watching
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4427
2 min read

Gate Watching

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4672 - September 16, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4672 - September 16, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It's an exciting day at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I have a dentist appointment this morning, but that's not ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 16, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1037
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's an exciting day at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I have a dentist appointment this morning, but that's not why. I also have a chiropractic appointment in the afternoon... read more..
Quote #2033
Quotes
Susan Davis
1467
<1min

Quote #2033

"A man who was merely a man and said the kind of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg - or else he wo read more..
One-Liner #1596
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1596

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - K. Vonnegut... read more..
Environmental Study
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Environmental Study

California smog test: Can UCLA?... read more..
Frantic Writing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Frantic Writing

My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will. He said, "... read more..
Size 8 Shoes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4098
<1min

Size 8 Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half." "Just bring me a size eight." The sales ... read more..
Hallelujah… She’s Baaaaack
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1638
4 min read

Hallelujah… She’s Baaaaack

I have learned that you don't miss something until it is gone. Unfortunately, sometimes, it's too late. Over six weeks ago, or was it nine months, I took my truck in for a regular checkup. I was goin... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4671 - September 12, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4671 - September 12, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! The exciting news today is that there really isn't any exciting news to share with you today. Grandma Cybersalt ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 12, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1059
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The exciting news today is that there really isn't any exciting news to share with you today. Grandma Cybersalt and I have comfortably answered September's invitation to re... read more..
Quote #2032
Quotes
Susan Davis
1283
<1min

Quote #2032

I am a child of God. I am not what I wear, what I drive, or how much I weigh. - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1595
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1595

I always say "Thank you" to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I'm nice.... read more..
Thoughts of The Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Thoughts of The Aging

Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. Some people try to turn back their odometers ... not me ... I want people to know why I look like this. I've traveled... read more..
Horse Batter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5938
<1min

Horse Batter

On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line-up.  The coach asks, "What did you bring that horse here for?" The scout replies, ... read more..
Cattle Ranching
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8297
<1min

Cattle Ranching

A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. "Well," said the would-be-cattleman, "I wanted to call it the B... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4670 - September 9, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4670 - September 9, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is the 36th anniversary of the first time I laid eyes on Grandma Cybersalt. It was orientation week at Ont... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 9, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is the 36th anniversary of the first time I laid eyes on Grandma Cybersalt. It was orientation week at Ontario Bible College, in Toronto, and I was tasked with delive... read more..
Early
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3861
<1min

Early

Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he gets is a worm? It says "the worm," which means one single worm. That seems not very fair, for a bird that goes t... read more..
Quote #2031
Quotes
Susan Davis
1589
<1min

Quote #2031

Alcohol is a very effective dissolving agent. It dissolves families, marriages, friendships, jobs, bank accounts and neurons, but NEVER problems. - unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1594
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1594

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.... read more..
Common Area
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Common Area

“When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.”... read more..
Marriage, Romance, Disappointment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Marriage, Romance, Disappointment

Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. "Miss Howell?" little Johnny asked his first grade teacher. "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?" "No Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But pe... read more..
What's All These Gadgets For?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1565
4 min read

What's All These Gadgets For?

Without any hesitation, I will gladly admit that I am on the short side when it comes to gadgets. For me, most of them do not make any sense at all. Instead, I like things simple and easy. As for the... read more..
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