Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Fish Heads
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4277
<1min

Fish Heads

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies... read more..
Deficit Interest
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2771
<1min

Deficit Interest

“You know you are broke when you can’t even pay attention.”... read more..
I May Be a Knucklehead, but I'm Not Insane
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1664
4 min read

I May Be a Knucklehead, but I'm Not Insane

Nobody is perfect except maybe the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage comes close. I've never caught her in some imperfection, or if I had, nobody would know it from me. There is such an obsession t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4658 - July 4, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4658 - July 4, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone and happy 4th of July to our US subscribers! The "new" news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Grandma C... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 4, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1164
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and happy 4th of July to our US subscribers! The "new" news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Grandma Cybersalt and I got our second vaccination yesterday. Back in... read more..
Quote #2021
Quotes
Susan Davis
1496
<1min

Quote #2021

"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom." - Bob Dylan read more..
One-Liner #1584
One-liners
Susan Davis
1558
<1min

One-Liner #1584

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need, not all this, "How did you get in my house" nonsense.... read more..
ID Card
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3901
<1min

ID Card

The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated ... read more..
Anthem Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4094
<1min

Anthem Pun

When young José, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a ... read more..
Consideration
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2358
<1min

Consideration

Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, a woman arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C., airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United Sta... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4657 - July 1, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4657 - July 1, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week's PearlyGates joke (www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/stamp-quality) was about Stalin complaining a... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 1, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1084
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 1, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week's PearlyGates joke (www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/stamp-quality) was about Stalin complaining about the quality of a stamp bearing his image. Thanks to sub... read more..
Quote #2020
Quotes
Susan Davis
1532
<1min

Quote #2020

"I am struck by how sharing our weakness and difficulties is more nourishing to others than sharing our qualities and successes." - Jean Vanier read more..
On Star Locks
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6160
<1min

On Star Locks

If I lock my keys in my car, all I have to do is call OnStar and they unlock my car. If the car is stolen, they can lock all the doors and trap the thief in the car. Whenever my wife tells me she ... read more..
One-Liner #1583
One-liners
Susan Davis
1404
<1min

One-Liner #1583

I just got kicked out of the flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet.... read more..
Scientific Advances
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2388
<1min

Scientific Advances

While I was employed by a private corporation and assigned to the space-shuttle program, my job included ordering supplies. One of the engineers asked me to get a new dictionary for him. The request ... read more..
Tourist Questions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6202
2 min read

Tourist Questions

Here are some of the "All-Time Dumbest Questions" asked by Banff Park tourists. On nature... How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs? At what elevation does an e... read more..
Where Do Wrinkles Come From?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2061
4 min read

Where Do Wrinkles Come From?

Several months ago, I had two cataracts removed from my eyes. How they got there, I don't know. As far as I can remember, they never asked my permission, and furthermore, they never paid rent for bein... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4656 - June 27, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4656 - June 27, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone CallOne day this past week, I decided to stay home and catch up on a little bit of reading. It's not often that ... read more..
Quote #2016
Quotes
Susan Davis
1548
<1min

Quote #2016

"Children see magic because they look for it." - Christopher Moore read more..
Blue Moon
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2871
<1min

Blue Moon

Some people like raw meat on rare occasions.... read more..
Consistency
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2521
<1min

Consistency

A man goes to consult Dr. Mike Wilson, the most expensive doctor in the city about his medical problem. After the visit the man asks, "How much do I owe you?" "My fee is five hundred dollars," repli... read more..
One-Liner #1579
One-liners
Susan Davis
1512
<1min

One-Liner #1579

Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I'm beginning to think there are people who live here that I haven't met yet.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4655 - June 24, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4655 - June 24, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I've been up all night helping someone with their government site in Italy. So with sleepy eyes I hope you enjoy... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 24, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1121
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've been up all night helping someone with their government site in Italy. So with sleepy eyes I hope you enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #2019
Quotes
Susan Davis
1483
<1min

Quote #2019

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G. K. Chesterton read more..
Sister Clothes
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3013
<1min

Sister Clothes

Have you heard about the latest new drug? When administered to women, it gives them the irresistible urge to join a convent. The FDA refuses to approve it, though. They fear it will be habit-forming... read more..
Long Life, Surviving, Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2432
<1min

Long Life, Surviving, Aging

When my grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so... read more..
One-Liner #1582
One-liners
Susan Davis
1639
<1min

One-Liner #1582

My wife is singing in the house; I'm sitting outside so the neighbors don't think I'm hitting her.... read more..
Tried and Trusted
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3605
<1min

Tried and Trusted

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes h... read more..
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