Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - March 25, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 25, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My friend, Brian has a hobby farm and one of the animals he farms is . . . . . . , you got it - chickens! Yesterday, he posted a video of his chickens when it started to r... read more..
Things in Common
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Things in Common

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in and told them the only thing... read more..
Wifi and Husband
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wifi and Husband

So these 2 iPhones got married … the wedding was beautiful, but the reception was horrible.... read more..
Flexibility, Adaptability
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Flexibility, Adaptability

I went into the greasy spoon next to the office and ordered a Tuna On Wheat. The waiter said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of wheat bread. You'll have to have it on white." The next day I went to the sa... read more..
Flight Instructions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Flight Instructions

During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled. Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from the wings to ke... read more..
Quote #1995
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1995

"If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can't hear them anymore." - Michelle Ruiz read more..
One-Liner #1558
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1558

A dog's life wouldn't be too bad … all a dog has to worry about is the toilet seat falling on it's head.... read more..
Knock, Knock; Someone’s in Trouble
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1767
4 min read

Knock, Knock; Someone’s in Trouble

For some reason, the last several weeks we have been getting many visitors at our door. I'm not sure if this is a general trend or if it is just our door. Some of them have been salesmen, religio... read more..
If It Was Up To Me
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1654
4 min read

If It Was Up To Me

Fifty years ago, I was a teenager. Boy, do I miss those Days of Yore. It's not that I would like to relive them, but I was a much different person back then. As a teenager, I knew everything, an... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4631 - March 21, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4631 - March 21, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone and welcome to spring or fall, depending on which hemisphere you live in! The video of my friend's funeral is now ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 21, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to spring or fall, depending on which hemisphere you live in! The video of my friend's funeral is now online on the Asleep In Christ website. This is a web site ... read more..
Ironic Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ironic Call

One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears. "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the i... read more..
Quote #1994
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1994

"Don't give up what you want most for what you want now." - Richard G. Scott read more..
One-Liner #1557
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1557

It's not a sin to be rich … it's a miracle!... read more..
Hidden Family
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Hidden Family

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.... read more..
God is Watching
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

God is Watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take on... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 18, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I want to thank everyone for your kind and caring words after I shared the news of my dear friend's passing. I did not fly back home for his service, but did deliver his eu... read more..
Quote #1993
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1993

If you wear your jeans five days in a row, they become all baggy and it looks like you're losing weight. Follow me for more quarantine life pro tips! read more..
Border Crossing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Border Crossing

An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter recluse in Florida.  At the crossing they were stopped by an over-zealous border guard, on his first day at work.  He... read more..
One-Liner #1556
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1556

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen... read more..
Exercise, Inflation, Cost of Living
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Exercise, Inflation, Cost of Living

Americans are getting stronger. Sixty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.... read more..
Strangest Recording
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Strangest Recording

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day. It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang ... read more..
Nautical Advice
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Nautical Advice

Never choose a first mate who takes the wind out of your sails.... read more..
Oh, the Daze of My Life
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Oh, the Daze of My Life

When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives. ”I remember the title but I never would watch something like that. However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 14, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1070
3 min read

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's news is going to be a bit disjointed because I am too. So, I'm just going to let things tumble out and I think I'll get to where I'm going anyway. First of all, I ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4629 - March 14, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4629 - March 14, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Today's news is going to be a bit disjointed because I am too. So, I'm just going to let things tumble out and I ... read more..
Quote #1992
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1992

"You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world's problems at once, but don't ever underestimate the importance you can have, because history ha read more..
Slow Dance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better ... read more..
Birthday Surprise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Birthday Surprise

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute l... read more..
One-Liner #1555
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1555

You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgets your birthday.... read more..
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