Monthly Archive

March 2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 65 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
In the Lead by Inches
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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In the Lead by Inches

"As long as the imperial system is in place, a ruler will be afoot." read more..
Amish School Sayings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Amish School Sayings

And no, they didn't e-mail them to me... ~ I am only one, but I'm still someone. ~ I cannot do everything, but I can do something. ~ Just because I cannot do everything does not give me the right t... read more..
How Much Is It?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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How Much Is It?

Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while he get's a one day pass for good behaviour, so he goes to Moscow and walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender, "Is Crimea ours" "Yes" "A... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 17, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! OK, truth be told, I just realized that Sunday's mailing did not go out so I am reviving it for today! I've been to my Egyptian doctor (chiropractor) three times this past ... read more..
One-Liner #1642
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1642

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.... read more..
Quote #2079
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2079

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. - Proverb... read more..
Rookies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Rookies

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.  A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers dro... read more..
Health Experiment
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Health Experiment

What do you get if you cross a doctor with a bloodhound? A medical scenter. ~ (Lederer & Ertner)... read more..
Makeovers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Makeovers

In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4719 - March 13, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4719 - March 13, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! OK, truth be told, I just realized that Sunday's mailing did not go out so I am reviving it for today! I've been... read more..
Laughter Is Not for Sissies
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1699
4 min read

Laughter Is Not for Sissies

Since birth, I have been infected with a Laughter-Virus. I’m not sure which side of the family it came from, or it could’ve come from both sides. But the least little thing will make me laugh. Sometim... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 10 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 10 2021

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Remember that this coming weekend is when many of us will change our clocks to Daylight Savings. It's good timing because many of us are wondering what the future holds and... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4718 - March 10, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4718 - March 10, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look, Chicken Thursday! Remember that this coming weekend is when many of us will change our clocks to Daylight Savings. It's good timin... read more..
Checking The Obituaries
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Checking The Obituaries

A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper… He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and do... read more..
Quote #2077
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2077

"You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think." - Winnie the Pooh read more..
One-Liner #1640
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1640

"My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett read more..
Fashion Greeting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fashion Greeting

Frank hadn't been to a class reunion in decades. When he walked into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting, sayin... read more..
Vice Principal Review
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Vice Principal Review

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high-school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal. "I... read more..
Minibike
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Minibike

A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted. "I'll need about a pint of gas," he said to the attendant, "and a few ounces of oil for the motor." "Certainly sir," the attendant... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4717 - March 6, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4717 - March 6, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday Greetings everyone. Today's video share is "No Words." Click here to watch the video Here is the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor T... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 6, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 6, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone. Today's video share is "No Words." Click here to watch the video Here is the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
One Mouth Too Many Words
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1544
4 min read

One Mouth Too Many Words

I read somewhere where the average woman speaks 20,000 words a day, and the average man speaks 7,000 words a day. I’m not sure if that’s true because I never believe everything I read, particularly on... read more..
Quote #2076
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2076

"No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear." - C. S. Lewis, A Grief Observed read more..
One-Liner #1639
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1639

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.... read more..
Find and Replace
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Find and Replace

The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship folders. Some churches which use the same basic format each week can simply call up the form on the computer sc... read more..
Sick Pollinator
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sick Pollinator

Consider, if you will, the case of the awkward bumble-bee who became ill while gathering pollen but continued to work. Unfortunately, he thus infected all the flowers with his virus. The consequence... read more..
Consumerism in Christianity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Consumerism in Christianity

A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a boat comes sailing into view, and the man frantically waves and draws the skipper's attention. The boat comes... read more..
Shipping Happens
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6631
2 min read

Shipping Happens

Things weren't working well for the shipping part of this manufacturing company's ERP system, said a technician working there. "The whole process for calculating and paying the carriers for freight w... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4716 - March 3, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4716 - March 3, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh Look, Chicken Thursday! The promises of God are an anchor and source of rest during times like the ones in which we are living. Tod... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 3, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 3, 2021

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! The promises of God are an anchor and source of rest during times like the ones in which we are living. Today's video share is one that long time Cybersaltine and fri... read more..
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