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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What a... read more..

It’s hard to say if its an urban legend or true. Just the same, the poem says what is true and so I’m including it in the list today. Thanks to list member “pmills6734” for sending it to me. When an ... read more..

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! After a longer than usual summer, we got some early snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week. It's all melted now, making it the best kind of snow! Rev. Suneel Barka... read more..

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!" "Congratulations... read more..

These are from insurance forms in which drivers were asked to explain their disasters in the fewest words possible.*************************** Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and colli... read more..

Baseball umpires want salary hikes. The response from the owners is, "Yikes! Can't afford increased pay." So the union does say, "Then our recourse is calling more strikes." -* Kirk Miller... read more..

When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day a long form came around with a cove... read more..

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

I would imagine if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! After an exceptionally nice October, the regular November weather has arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Storms, rain, and power outages are on the seasonal menu onc... read more..

Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the ga... read more..

When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice. One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high-school principal. "Wow," I said ... read more..

"Carpe diem": Seize the day; "Carp in denim": There's a fish in my pants! read more..

On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called. "It's some dumb glacier," he replied. Disappointed by... read more..

"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." - Mother Teresa read more..

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. - Mitch Hedburg... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip which was very enjoyable in the easiest parts and blessed in the challenging parts. For one of the Sundays we were away I was... read more..

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad ... read more..

Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. The trucker motioned for Ron to pull over. When he did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of cha... read more..

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?" "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."... read more..

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowi... read more..

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they'll want to use it.... read more..

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..