Monthly Archive

May 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 60 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Who’s Been Fiddling with My Mind?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1397
4 min read

Who’s Been Fiddling with My Mind?

When it comes to music, I am an amateur in every regard. I signed up for a violin class in first grade and took lessons. After about a month, the teacher met with my parents and begged them to pull me... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4828 - May 25, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4828 - May 25, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference in beautiful Banff, Alberta. This i... read more..
Pond Surprise
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3369
<1min

Pond Surprise

This fella had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back yard and had it fixed up nice with picnic tables, horse shoe pits, a basketball court, etc. The pond was f... read more..
Relaxing is not Always so Relaxing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1589
4 min read

Relaxing is not Always so Relaxing

For the past several weeks, (or has it been several months?) I’ve been busy with many projects to complete. Finally, I finished my latest manuscript and sent it in; all the other projects were also f... read more..
One-Liner #1748
One-liners
Susan Davis
1165
<1min

One-Liner #1748

Sadly, I do most of my proof-reading after I hit sned.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 25, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1061
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 25, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference in beautiful Banff, Alberta. This is related to the work that we (mostly Susan) do helping chur... read more..
Medical Options
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1280
<1min

Medical Options

Well, I can knock the patient out with gas, or a boat paddle. It's an ether / oar situation.... read more..
The Rules of Combat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10764
2 min read

The Rules of Combat

Now here's one for all you combat veterans, corporate bureaucrats, folks in the marketplace and those with "emotionally challenged" relationships. Notice that the rules are generally transferable... read more..
Control
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2707
<1min

Control

On a recent evening my family sat in a darkened theater waiting to see the latest hit movie. As the screen lit up with a flashy ad for the theater's concession stand, we noticed the sound was missing.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4827 - May 21, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4827 - May 21, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! It's the Victoria Day long weekend up here in Canada - which is extra special because we live in Victoria, BC. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 21, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1019
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! It's the Victoria Day long weekend up here in Canada - which is extra special because we live in Victoria, BC. Traffic was crazy on Friday as people got an early start to ... read more..
If I’m Not Crazy Nobody Is
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1605
4 min read

If I’m Not Crazy Nobody Is

Last Sunday, we were driving to our Sunday morning church service and encountered a lot of crazy drivers. As The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was driving, I kept my cool and, more importantly, m... read more..
Quote #2183
Quotes
Susan Davis
1186
<1min

Quote #2183

If you have time to worry, you have time to pray. - unknown... read more..
A Fair Observation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1242
<1min

A Fair Observation

Did you know that the man who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the man who invented the Merry-Go-Round? They travelled in different circles.... read more..
One-Liner #1747
One-liners
Susan Davis
1294
<1min

One-Liner #1747

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.... read more..
Being a Pastor Isn't Easy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2968
<1min

Being a Pastor Isn't Easy

Two ministers met in the afterlife. One said, "Isn't heaven wonderful after the parish ministry?" The other said, "This isn't heaven!"... read more..
Nightime Prayers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3026
<1min

Nightime Prayers

A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night. "Yes sir," the boy replied. "And, do you always say them in the morning, too?" the pastor asked. "No sir," the boy replied. "I ain't ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4826 - May 18, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4826 - May 18, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is an amazing digital recreation of the Titanic. This makes me want to get a virtual reality... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 18, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
950
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is an amazing digital recreation of the Titanic. This makes me want to get a virtual reality headset and go on a cruise!Click here to watch the video. ... read more..
Christening Champagne
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3732
<1min

Christening Champagne

When we moved into our new home, the first one we owned rather than rented, two of my husband's friends gave him a bottle of champagne. In the hustle and bustle of getting settled, the gift was tucke... read more..
Another Celebration in the Bank
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1754
4 min read

Another Celebration in the Bank

This month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I celebrate the 52nd anniversary of our engagement. In August, it’ll be the 52nd anniversary of our wedding. I can’t believe we have been toget... read more..
Quote #2182
Quotes
Susan Davis
1309
<1min

Quote #2182

You can't talk butterfly language with caterpillar people.... read more..
One-Liner #1746
One-liners
Susan Davis
1217
<1min

One-Liner #1746

The older I get the more I regret all the people I've lost over the years; maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all.... read more..
Life After Death
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6085
<1min

Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir!" the new recruit replied. "Oh, well that's okay then!" said the boss. "Because after you left early yesterday t read more..
Apprentice Program
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3135
<1min

Apprentice Program

Charlie entered a butcher's apprentice program. After about 6 months of cleaning equipment and grinding meat for hamburger and sausage he felt he was ready to move on to steaks, chops, roasts etc. H... read more..
Divorce, Service, Intimacy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2587
<1min

Divorce, Service, Intimacy

As a member of the Marine Corps, I was stationed at Twenty-Nine Palms Base in California. Among those serving there was a private who was determined not to re-enlist. At inspection one morning, the of... read more..
Ugly Isn’t For Sissies
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1483
4 min read

Ugly Isn’t For Sissies

Over the years of marital bliss, we’ve not had many disagreements. She likes broccoli. I like Apple Fritters. We’ve never been able to come to any agreement with that. But, outside of that, everything... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4825 - May 14, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4825 - May 14, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating! We're getting some very early summer-like weather at Cybe... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 14, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1020
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating! We're getting some very early summer-like weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters and I am happy about it. I have ret... read more..
Mother's Day Sneak
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3128
2 min read

Mother's Day Sneak

It was Mothers Day in Georgia in 1970. I had just retired from the Air Force and was in Milledgeville attending Georgia, College. That Mothers Day Sunday, my family and I were at Molesville Baptist C... read more..
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