Monthly Archive

June 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 52 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
I’d Rather Kiss a Goat
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1535
4 min read

I’d Rather Kiss a Goat

There are very few things in my life I regret; at least that I can remember. One of the good things about getting old is that you can forget many things. The important thing is to forget the right th... read more..
Legacy, Parenting, Mentoring
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2534
<1min

Legacy, Parenting, Mentoring

A teacher was upset that one little boy was swearing in class. "Todd," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear those words?" "My daddy says that," Todd replied. "Well... read more..
Attendance Deal
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3765
<1min

Attendance Deal

A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he w... read more..
Dads and Babies
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5649
<1min

Dads and Babies

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.  "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips." The six-year-old said, "And I look just li... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4830 - June 11, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4830 - June 11, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all ... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
952
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all heading up for the second half of trip to spend some time wi... read more..
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11643
3 min read

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take.... read more..
Quote #2185
Quotes
Susan Davis
1489
<1min

Quote #2185

"Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you aren't in." - unknown read more..
God's Indwelling, The Christian Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2816
<1min

God's Indwelling, The Christian Life

One day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that? The girl replied, "Well, ... read more..
Exercise Repetition
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1132
<1min

Exercise Repetition

"I didn't have time to jog this morning." "You say that every day." "I know. It's a running joke." read more..
One-Liner #1750
One-liners
Susan Davis
1190
<1min

One-Liner #1750

I just bought this new TV and it says, "Built in Antenna;" I don't even know where that is.... read more..
Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1538
4 min read

Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool

Recently, the A/C company we use came and did their yearly inspection. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage took them around to the places that needed inspection. Everything turned out to be quite w... read more..
Virtues of a Church 
Suneel Barkat
Pastor Tim
3589
3 min read

Virtues of a Church 

Many people, when thinking about a good church, have an idea of a beautiful church building with good seating arrangements, good parking, and a lawn where I can walk. This kind of person does not... read more..
Coyote Solution
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3428
<1min

Coyote Solution

Environmentalists and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and t... read more..
Identity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2707
<1min

Identity

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and aske... read more..
Bank Worries
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2812
<1min

Bank Worries

I was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter. A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money?! I have all my money and my mortgage here!! What will happ... read more..
One-Liner #1749
One-liners
Susan Davis
1206
<1min

One-Liner #1749

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who is not wearing their seatbelt.... read more..
Dog Sweater
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4667
<1min

Dog Sweater

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a yellow sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit. "I can't do that!" the lady said. "The sweater ... read more..
Quote #2184
Quotes
Susan Davis
1032
<1min

Quote #2184

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison read more..
Cybersalt News - June 8, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
946
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been going out because I accidentally turned off the CRON job wh... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4829 - June 6, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4829 - June 6, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been... read more..
Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1565
4 min read

Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves

Nothing calms me down more than a mystery when I have a busy week. The other afternoon I got caught up and faced some rather stressful situations. The remedy to all of this would be to watch one of t... read more..
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