Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 723 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2229

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things, not the great occasions, give off the greatest glow of happiness." - Bob Hope read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3631
1 min read

Christmas Love Chapter

If you like this one, there is another version of the "Love Chapter" (1 Corinthians 13) rewritten for Christmas here.  +++++++++++++++++++ If I decorate my house perfectly with plaid bows, ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5953
2 min read

Christmas Bike Letters

It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mom if he could have a new bike.  So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus.  But Sam, having just played a vita... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3025
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Mall Santas

I am terrified of the Santa at the mall where I work. Our company psychiatrist met with me and has discovered I am Claustrophobic.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2287
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Christmas Special

Three men died on Christmas day and found themselves at the PearlyGates. St. Peter met them and said, "Because it's Christmas day we have a special deal on entry into Heaven. If you have something on... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4873 - December 17, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! After attending a Christmas party last night, with other members of the worship team from our church, Grandma C... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1096
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Cybersalt News - December 17, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! After attending a Christmas party last night, with other members of the worship team from our church, Grandma Cybersalt and I seem to have nothing else social on our agend... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1030
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Quote #2228

"To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold." - Aristotle read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1044
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One-Liner #1793

It's strange there is a setting on every toaster to completely burn the bread.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
6498
5 min read

Why Did God Give Rudolph a Red Nose?

This is the time of the year when churches give way to the Great White Way. I am referring, of course, to the annual Sunday school Christmas program. No church year is complete without this extravagan... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
15200
2 min read

Christmas Cookie Rules

1.  If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. 2.  If you drink a diet soda afte read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3594
<1min

Christmastime Separation

“Christmas: That time of year when a wife has to separate the men from the toys.” - Lee Daniel Quinn... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4872 - December 14, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Wow - I just spotted so many grammatical mistakes in last week's news! I am behind on my emails so I don't even ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1201
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Cybersalt News - December 14, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wow - I just spotted so many grammatical mistakes in last week's news! I am behind on my emails so I don't even know whom to thank for pointing them out! When I first saw ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3800
<1min

Nativity Accent

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets! ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1673
4 min read

Life Can Be a Series of Dreams

Lately, I’ve been having some fascinating dreams at night. Usually, I don’t give much thought to dreams, but lately, I’ve been thinking more about them. Last night, for example, I had this exciting d... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1103
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Quote #2227

"It's what you give that makes an impact on this world, regardless of the things you have." - Jennifer Betts read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1094
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One-Liner #1792

I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2571
<1min

Stubborn Children

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. (This happens when you combine a headstrong three-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent.) Sarah'... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4915
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Merry Christmas From Your Pets

Meowy Christmas from your loving cat.Aren't I cute? Now leave me alone. --Ann Bartow --------------------- I've always loved the Christmas Feast.I've heard this year it's ham.Too bad I've other plan... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3393
<1min

Christmastime

"Christmas is a time when lots of people get Santa-mental." read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4871 - December 10, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! We're into the shortest days and darkest and rainiest nights of the year here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
857
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Cybersalt News - December 10, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! We're into the shortest days and darkest and rainiest nights of the year here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. But in 11 days we will have the "shortest" day and from ther... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2807
3 min read

Time, Wisdom, Experience, Aging

Things People Have Learned Through the Years... I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night".- Age 5 I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli ei... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2226

"Remember this December, that love weighs more than gold." - Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1080
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One-Liner #1791

December weather is more confusing than trying to untangle rainbow Christmas lights.... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4589
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Christmas Tree Hunt

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here: Two goobers went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cat Songs Pun

*Cats Favorite Christmas Songs* 1. Up on the Mousetop 2. Joy to the Curled 3. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus 4. Jingle Balls 5. Wreck the Halls read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1289
4 min read

From Roast Turkey to Reindeer

Nothing is more confusing than being in the middle of two holidays. I have just finished Thanksgiving, and now Christmas is before me. Each year, it gets more difficult to adjust to the next holiday. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
338
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4870 - December 7, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is almost fully decorated for Christmas, including 3 LED bulbs in our ceiling fan. ... read more..