Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 723 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4823 - May 7, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4823 - May 7, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I did some springtime work in our backyard yesterday, including a bunch of tree trimming ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 7, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
931
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I did some springtime work in our backyard yesterday, including a bunch of tree trimming and pruning. It was a very successful day for me: I didn't f... read more..
I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1370
4 min read

I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble

Trouble is not my middle name, although it sure could be; just ask The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I try to keep out of trouble, but my definition differs from my wife's. What she considers t... read more..
Quote #2179
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2179

"God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars." - Martin Luther read more..
Baby Supplies
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3300
<1min

Baby Supplies

My husband is always complaining about my inability to stay on a budget and about the costs of running the household in general. This has become worse since we had twins. Everything is double -- cloth... read more..
Footsteps to Live By
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2583
<1min

Footsteps to Live By

There are those times that come along, When things just don't go right, When fairness seems to slip away, And wrong things fill our sight. Sometimes it's hard for us to see, Beyond the hurt we feel. ... read more..
One-Liner #1743
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1743

When something goes wrong in your life, just say "Plot Twist!" and move on.... read more..
Historic Recall
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2556
<1min

Historic Recall

Ms. Crabtree had been telling her 1st grade class the story of the discovery of America by Columbus. She concluded with, "And all this happened more than 500 years ago." "Wow!" exclaimed Little John... read more..
HMO At The Gates
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6302
<1min

HMO At The Gates

Confronted by two doctors and an HMO manager at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked them to identify and explain themselves. The first doctor stepped forward. "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helpe... read more..
What Would My Life Be Without a Cookie
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1486
4 min read

What Would My Life Be Without a Cookie

This past week was about as crazy as they get. When I think it can't get any crazier, somebody hears me and makes it crazier just for me. One morning I had to go across town to get some office suppli... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4822 - May 4, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4822 - May 4, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and May the fourth be with you! I accidentally cut of the ending of Pastor Suneel Barkat's latest article on Su... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 4, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1073
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and May the fourth be with you! I accidentally cut of the ending of Pastor Suneel Barkat's latest article on Sunday, so I have included it below again so everyone can easi... read more..
One-Liner #1742
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1742

Life is like a roller coaster picture: scary at the moment, fun to look back on.... read more..
Quote #2178
Quotes
Susan Davis
1156
<1min

Quote #2178

"Growth is the great separator between those who succeed and those who do not. When I see a person beginning to separate themselves from the pack, it's almost always due to personal growth." - John C read more..
Letters of Recommendation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6724
<1min

Letters of Recommendation

If you have to write a "letter of recommendation" for a fired employee, here are a few suggested phrases: -For the chronically absent: "A man like him is hard to find.""It seemed her career was... read more..
Auditor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6925
<1min

Auditor

As a sales rep for a publisher of accounting reference materials, I was talking to a customer about a guide to assist with preparing for an audit. The way she described their organization led me to b... read more..
Child Leashes
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2434
<1min

Child Leashes

While watching my grandson's baseball game, I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes. She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4821 - April 30, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4821 - April 30, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at the www.jdayusa.com conference last week in Austin, Texas, and... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 30, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at the www.jdayusa.com conference last week in Austin, Texas, and we super enjoyed the extra days we spent there - including ... read more..
Silence of God
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
3710
4 min read

Silence of God

When we look at the nature of God, we come to know that He is a loving God and always keeps his fellowship with human beings because He created them in His own image. Man has the skill to speak, liste... read more..
Where is The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1614
4 min read

Where is The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage?

Our family's Christmas this year was the best one yet. But, of course, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage says that every year. I completely agree with her this year. Our great-granddaughter serv... read more..
Safe Keeping
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3678
<1min

Safe Keeping

When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band. On ... read more..
Archeological Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Archeological Pun

After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. He had bulging muscles and imposing stance, and his famous g... read more..
The Perishing Parish
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2643
<1min

The Perishing Parish

A pastor had had a bad week. On Sunday he was very frustrated and he began his sermon, "Everyone in this parish is going to hell if they don't change their ways." One man in the back began to laugh. ... read more..
One-Liner #1741
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1741

One day you'll be thankful things didn't work out the way you want them to.... read more..
Quote #2177
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2177

"The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife." - Will Durant read more..
Has Anyone Seen My Marbles?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1762
4 min read

Has Anyone Seen My Marbles?

Whenever a week goes by without any hitches, I have learned that something somewhere is wrong. I have lived long enough to realize that problems are a part of life. Most of mine were created by me. I... read more..
Candy Bars
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7198
<1min

Candy Bars

A middle-aged man was waiting for the bus. While he waited, he watched a young boy eat five candy bars, one right after the other. He said to the boy, "Eating all that candy is bad for your health an... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4820 - April 20, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4820 - April 20, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 31st birthday to my daughter, Esther Bunny! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are flying... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 20, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
994
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 31st birthday to my daughter, Esther Bunny! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are flying to Austin, Texas for JDAY USA (jdayusa.com.)  That mea... read more..
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