Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 723 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - March 9, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I said I had chills when I was putting last Thursday's mailing together? Well, my doctor called me yesterday and let me know the results of the culture they to... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4809 - March 9, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4809 - March 9, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I said I had chills when I was putting last Thursday's mailing together? Well, my doctor called me ... read more..
Lucky, The Guide Dog
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6280
<1min

Lucky, The Guide Dog

"We will not have him put down. Lucky is basically a darn good guide dog," Ernst Gerber, a dog trainer from Wuppertal told reporters. "He just needs a little brush-up on some elementary skills, t read more..
It Never Dawned on Me Until
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1364
4 min read

It Never Dawned on Me Until

I must confess I am too poor to pay attention at this time in my life. I hope one day I will win the lottery and be able to afford to pay attention. But, of course, The Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..
Ever Ridden a Honda?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3756
<1min

Ever Ridden a Honda?

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't." The... read more..
Bacon Tree
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3577
<1min

Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I ... read more..
Rich and Poor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2780
<1min

Rich and Poor

One day a father of a rich family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night on the farm of a very poor family. Wh... read more..
Quote #2165
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2165

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who li... read more..
One-Liner #1729
One-liners
Susan Davis
1098
<1min

One-Liner #1729

I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 5, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
970
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The antibiotics have started to kick in and hopefully that is it for the chills! A friend of mine invited me to attend a ministry gathering last night but I declined becau... read more..
Another Vacation in the Bank
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1460
4 min read

Another Vacation in the Bank

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I arrived home from our vacation late Tuesday afternoon. I’m not one for vacations, but this one was special. Our grandson who lives in Ohio was graduating ... read more..
Quote #2164
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2164

"Humans are satisfied with whatever looks good; God probes for what is good." - Solomon, Proverbs read more..
One-Liner #1728
One-liners
Susan Davis
1102
<1min

One-Liner #1728

People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point ... the glass is refillable.... read more..
Enjoyment of Food
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3970
<1min

Enjoyment of Food

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while... read more..
If I Had My Life to Live Over ...
Illustrations
Susan Davis
1300
2 min read

If I Had My Life to Live Over ...

Someone asked me the other day if I had my life to live over would I change anything. My answer was no, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. If I had my life to live over again I would h... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4807 - March 2, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4807 - March 2, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Has the Cybersalt Digest every given you the chills? Because I've got the chills as I put this issue together. I... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 2, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1000
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Has the Cybersalt Digest every given you the chills? Because I've got the chills as I put this issue together. I don't know what the bug is I have, but it is bugging me! T... read more..
Smoking and Praying
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8295
<1min

Smoking and Praying

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and ask... read more..
I Don't Believe in Karma
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1617
4 min read

I Don't Believe in Karma

Some people believe in karma, but I don’t. Some people believe what you do will come back on you some way or the other. I do believe that everything you do has consequences. Sometimes those consequen... read more..
Sleeping Juror
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3684
<1min

Sleeping Juror

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep." The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."... read more..
Bugged at Work
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2736
<1min

Bugged at Work

"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever." "Sounds like a virus." "Everyone in the office has it." "Well then, maybe it's a staff infection." read more..
15 Exercises We'd Be Better Off Without
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3142
<1min

15 Exercises We'd Be Better Off Without

~ Jumping on the bandwagon ~ Wading through paperwork ~ Running around in circles ~ Pushing your luck ~ Spinning your wheels ~ Adding fuel to the fire ~ Beating your head against the wall ~ C... read more..
Quote #2163
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2163

“I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far to... read more..
One-Liner #1727
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1727

"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them." - Reese Witherspoon read more..
It Was Another Amateur Run at Chillin’
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1396
4 min read

It Was Another Amateur Run at Chillin’

There are a few things that I am good at, but I can’t recollect them at this point. But I will say there are many things I’m not good at. I think I probably am the king of Amateurism. That being said... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4806 - February 26, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
163
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4806 - February 26, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Some of you may be receiving a Cybersalt Digest today for the first time in a while. Managing an online newslet... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 26, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1036
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Some of you may be receiving a Cybersalt Digest today for the first time in a while. Managing an online newsletter is also a technical endeavor and right now that involves... read more..
One-Liner #1726
One-liners
Susan Davis
1266
<1min

One-Liner #1726

I can is 100 times more important than IQ.... read more..
Bananas
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3992
<1min

Bananas

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. Once w... read more..
Bagel Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bagel Pun

Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel? A. You put lox on it.... read more..
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