Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

20 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

310

Quote #2277

"If you're telling yourself you don't deserve a second chance from God, remind yourself you didn't deserve the first one either." - Louie Giglio read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

337

One-Liner #1842

Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on your birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.... read more..

20 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

731

4 min read

After two and a half weeks of being sick with many days in bed, I have come to appreciate what some people go through when they have a severe sickness. My sickness wasn’t that devastating. It just suc... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4799

Quips to Ponder

If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another do... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2164

Bird Brother

Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?" Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern deserves another."... read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1958

Life Changes

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.... read more..

18 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

287

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is an interesting question, Do babies swear? How you answer that depends on where you stand on the doctrine of original sin, the fallenness of mankind, and if the... read more..

Who’s the Boss? A Husband’s Comical Mistake 🤣

17 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3504

Who’s the Boss? A Husband’s Comical Mistake 🤣

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself, "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss." Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. ... read more..

17 Jul

Susan Page

1117

3 min read

Against All Odds

- photo by Susan PageI was intrigued by the movie, The Marilyn Bell Story, based on the story of her young life and her historic swim across Lake Ontario. As a young girl, Marilyn struggled to find h read more..

17 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

387

Quote #2276

The only One qualified to ever throw a stone ... didn't. - Unknown... read more..

17 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

302

One-Liner #1841

I really must apologize for my tardiness; I got here as soon as I wanted to.... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5766

Ironic Phone Call

A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned. His chum asked, "What happened to you?" The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron." "What happened to... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2102

Battle Re-enactment

Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event but the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, ... read more..

17 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1776

Prison Sign Fail

Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York: "The Dannemora fire department reminds you it's fire prevention week. Practice your escape ... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

260

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! We are having lovely summer weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I am making sure I notice how nice it is so I can look back on these days when it is no longer lo... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

296

Quote #2275

“Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.” Unknown... read more..

13 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

330

One-Liner #1840

I saw a woman in a parking lot crying because she lost $200 ... I felt so bad for her, I gave her $40 from the $200 I had just found in that parking lot.... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3318

A Texas Blessing

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine,While ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders passFire ant castles in the gr... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2440

Buffalo 2

Visitor: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffalos." Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd'." Visitor: "Heard what?" Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffalos." Visitor: "Sure, I've heard of buffalos. There's a bi... read more..

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1798

Vain Religion

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizer... read more..

My Only Exercise is Jumping to Conclusions

13 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

485

4 min read

My Only Exercise is Jumping to Conclusions

Over the past few weeks (or was it months?) I've been recovering from some health issues. They were not that serious, just annoying. I spent one day in the hospital and the rest of the time in bed, wh... read more..

11 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

281

Cybersalt News - July 11th, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am off to the dentist this morning. My favourite dental hygienist has retired so I hope her replacement is good. I also hope she is positive, even though she will spend m... read more..

10 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

314

Quote #2274

I listen because I know exactly how it feels to be unheard. - Unknown... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3352

Handy Gadget

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn be... read more..

10 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1770

Excitement

One of the kindergarten teacher's Chinese-Canadian students was about to get a new little brother or sister. The teacher asked every few days if the blessed event had happened yet. The little boy was ... read more..

10 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

299

One-Liner #1839

I believe in you ... I also believe in bigfoot so don't get too excited.... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

320

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. I'll call it my oughtabiography.... read more..

10 Jul

Susan Page

652

2 min read

A Walk Across the Gym

- photo by Susan PageFollowing Sunday morning services, many in our congregation go to the gym for coffee/tea/ and fellowship. This is the morning highlight for those needing their coffee fix. I am no read more..

07 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

295

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2024

Please note that I originally wrote this last week (June 30th) but the Cybersalt Digest did not go out due to technical problems (technically, I made a mistake again!) Sunday greetings, everyone! A ... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

326

From Goats to BMWs

At our small group Bible Study meeting this week, the leader was comparing modes of transportation in Bible times to present day vehicles. A female donkey was easy to control and a preferred means of... read more..

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