Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 779 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Help, Need, Don't We All
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2902
3 min read

Help, Need, Don't We All

I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my wife. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum. Fro... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4906 - April 21, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4906 - April 21, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to be held hostage today. We will be surrendering ourselves to our captors ar... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 21, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1160
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to be held hostage today. We will be surrendering ourselves to our captors around 2:00pm. We will do this willingly because we are alread... read more..
One-Liner #1826
One-liners
Susan Davis
1329
<1min

One-Liner #1826

Posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as "Fake News."... read more..
Where's God?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5502
<1min

Where's God?

Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble makers.  If there was a problem in town, these boys were guaranteed to be there.  Their parents finally decided to do something abou... read more..
Catsup Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6321
<1min

Catsup Pun

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child... read more..
God's Patience, Pennies
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2959
3 min read

God's Patience, Pennies

Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend. The boss was very wealthy, wit... read more..
Don’t Knock on the Door if You Like Breathing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1651
4 min read

Don’t Knock on the Door if You Like Breathing

I’m unsure if this is a new phenomenon or I’m just starting to catch up on the culture. I know I have a lot to catch up on, and I’m slowly doing it. Lately, there’s been a lot of activity at our fron... read more..
Quote #2261
Quotes
Susan Davis
1025
<1min

Quote #2261

"Prayer is the only entryway into genuine self-knowledge. It is also the main way we experience deep change - the reordering of our loves. Prayer is how God gives us so many of the unimaginable things read more..
Humorous Clergy Poker Night in a Conservative Town
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5112
<1min

Humorous Clergy Poker Night in a Conservative Town

A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. One night, the sheriff raide... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4905 - April 18, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
151
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4905 - April 18, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's edition is going out later than usual. Shahbaz, one of my team, is working on a big project for a client... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 18, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
921
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's edition is going out later than usual. Shahbaz, one of my team, is working on a big project for a client. He lives in Thailand and connecting across our time zones ... read more..
Let's be Reasonable
Susan Page
Susan Page
1564
3 min read

Let's be Reasonable

- photo by Susan Page There is an often-repeated scripture found in the book of Philippians. The Apostle Paul, when addressing the church at Philippi wrote, “Rejoice in the Lord always; again, I will read more..
One-Liner #1825
One-liners
Susan Davis
1262
<1min

One-Liner #1825

I'll never forget the look on the cashiers face, when she scanned the packet of bird seed, and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I plant them.... read more..
Quote #2260
Quotes
Susan Davis
1080
<1min

Quote #2260

"All you need is love, But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz read more..
Bulletproof
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4291
<1min

Bulletproof

The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers had to resort to miming or writing notes to communicate with their frustrated customers. One day a sweet elderl... read more..
Coyote / Flea
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4619
<1min

Coyote / Flea

What is the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.... read more..
Memory, Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3322
<1min

Memory, Aging

My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there" And, when I try to thin... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4904 - April 14, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4904 - April 14, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Later later today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to supper . . .  . somewhere. Our church is putting o... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 14, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1139
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Later later today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to supper . . .  . somewhere. Our church is putting on a "Guess who's coming to dinner" event. We signed up to be... read more..
Touch My Coffee And You Die
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1536
4 min read

Touch My Coffee And You Die

Recently, illegitimate aliens of the worst kind have invaded our house illegally. It came to a head just the other day when we were sitting down to lunch, and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage h... read more..
Quote #2259
Quotes
Susan Davis
0
<1min

Quote #2259

"I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else." - George Carlin read more..
60's Fans
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8080
<1min

60's Fans

Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert. When they returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back ... read more..
Cross-eyed Teacher
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4732
<1min

Cross-eyed Teacher

A cross-eyed teacher in Surrey has been sacked. He couldn't control his pupils.... read more..
Innocent Man Executed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2658
3 min read

Innocent Man Executed

This is a true story. In the middle east an innocent man allowed himself to be executed for the crimes committed by others. He willingly died a slow painful death so the people that rightly deserved ... read more..
One-liner #1824
One-liners
Susan Davis
1087
<1min

One-liner #1824

Hey Walmart, don't get angry at me if I forget to scan something; you literally gave me zero training before making me a cashier.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4903 - April 11, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4903 - April 11, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is a fun day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt and I attend (virtually) JDAYUSA. Last y... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 11, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
881
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is a fun day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt and I attend (virtually) JDAYUSA. Last year we attended in person in Austin, Texas, but this year we... read more..
One-Liner #1823
One-liners
Susan Davis
1051
<1min

One-Liner #1823

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.... read more..
Snoring Cure: A Pricey Operation or New Sports Car? 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4022
<1min

Snoring Cure: A Pricey Operation or New Sports Car? 🤣

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." "Well, there is one op... read more..
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