Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 779 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Car Recognition
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4098
<1min

Car Recognition

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" the husband asked. "I do... read more..
Candy Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2843
<1min

Candy Pun

Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.... read more..
Work Ethic, Children, Unions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2462
<1min

Work Ethic, Children, Unions

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural-history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?" On... read more..
Quote #2251
Quotes
Susan Davis
914
<1min

Quote #2251

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer read more..
One-Liner #1816
One-liners
Susan Davis
1079
<1min

One-Liner #1816

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 10, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1198
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! My good friend, Harold McNabb, shared today's news image on Facebook and when I saw it I was so struck by its wonderful truth that I had to share it with you today! Today... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4895 - March 10, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4895 - March 10, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! My good friend, Harold McNabb, shared today's news image on Facebook and when I saw it I was so struck by its w... read more..
Idiots Make Me Look Good, So Says the Boss
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1541
4 min read

Idiots Make Me Look Good, So Says the Boss

Often, I get agitated by people I call "idiots." I don't have an inclusive definition for what an idiot really is; I just use the word carelessly. Especially is this true when I'm out in the neighbor... read more..
Quote #2250
Quotes
Susan Davis
1081
<1min

Quote #2250

"The fruits of your labors may be reaped two generations from now. Trust, even when you don't see the results." - Henri Nouwen read more..
$0.00
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5160
3 min read

$0.00

In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00.  He ignored it and threw it away.  In April he r... read more..
One-Liner #1815
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2560
<1min

One-Liner #1815

This project is so important that we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.... read more..
Honesty, Materialism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2596
<1min

Honesty, Materialism

"Lord, give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money." read more..
Newspaper Typo
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3912
<1min

Newspaper Typo

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publi... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4894 - March 7, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4894 - March 7, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm off to the dentist today to get my teeth cleaned and to be reminded that I should remember to brush behind m... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 7, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
919
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm off to the dentist today to get my teeth cleaned and to be reminded that I should remember to brush behind my front teeth as well! I do pretty well with brushing and fl... read more..
Easter Pause
Susan Page
Susan Page
1456
3 min read

Easter Pause

- photo by Susan PageEaster is a time when we stop and reflect on the gift of eternal life through the sacrifice of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. The Good News of the cross has the power to tran read more..
Quote #2249
Quotes
Susan Davis
1082
<1min

Quote #2249

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” ― Charles Dickens, Great Expectations... read more..
One-Liner #1814
One-liners
Susan Davis
1098
<1min

One-Liner #1814

Sometimes you might feel like no one's there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.... read more..
Farmer Joe & Bessie
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5925
2 min read

Farmer Joe & Bessie

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questio... read more..
Communist Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6977
<1min

Communist Pun

Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.... read more..
Generations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2611
<1min

Generations

Windsor Castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourists was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4893 - March 3, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4893 - March 3, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Things were already pretty crazy workwise and on top of that I... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 3, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1166
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 3, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Things were already pretty crazy workwise and on top of that I help a friend move. The move itself wasn't that bad because... read more..
Making Decisions is the Hardest Part of My Life
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1523
4 min read

Making Decisions is the Hardest Part of My Life

If it were not for decisions, my life would be perfect. After all these years, I still wrestle with decision-making. I admit that I often don’t make good decisions. I'm not sure, so don't repeat this... read more..
Quote #2248
Quotes
Susan Davis
1158
<1min

Quote #2248

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck... read more..
One-liner #1813
One-liners
Susan Davis
1322
<1min

One-liner #1813

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.... read more..
Dog Rules
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5057
2 min read

Dog Rules

Basic Rules for Dogs Who Have a Yard To Protect NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for... read more..
Complaint Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6681
<1min

Complaint Pun

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..
Progress, Inventions, Rest
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2630
<1min

Progress, Inventions, Rest

The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much, but if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being both... read more..
The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1361
4 min read

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

The thing that has concerned me as I have aged was about forgetting things. How could I remember everything when I was crowding my brain with all kinds of new things? In this regard, there is no co... read more..
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