Monthly Archive

February 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Landing Check
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3771
<1min

Landing Check

I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered area. The pilot descen... read more..
Surviving in Style: The Art of Bare Minimum
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
909
<1min

Surviving in Style: The Art of Bare Minimum

"Do just enough to get by." - Mediocretes read more..
Hit-and-Run Hilarity: When Laughter is the Best Identifier
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5298
<1min

Hit-and-Run Hilarity: When Laughter is the Best Identifier

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.  "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind,"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4985 - February 13, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4985 - February 13, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I was at a Chamber of Commerce meeting last evening. There was a random draw for all in attendance, the ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 13, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
822
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was at a Chamber of Commerce meeting last evening. There was a random draw for all in attendance, the prize being a brand new washer and dryer combo. My ticket was 7 away... read more..
Golden Opportunities
Susan Page
Susan Davis
977
3 min read

Golden Opportunities

- photo by Susan PageWhat golden opportunities pass by each day without us even being aware? I’m not talking about a beautiful golden sunrise, though I appreciate those. I’m referring to the golden mo read more..
Hurtling Through Space
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3671
3 min read

Hurtling Through Space

It was just a regular day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called th... read more..
My Heart Will Not Be Shushed
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
944
<1min

My Heart Will Not Be Shushed

I fell for a Librarian I asked her to be mine, I said, "My love for you is overdue!" And she said, "Fine."... read more..
Quote #2334
Quotes
Susan Davis
826
<1min

Quote #2334

It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it. ~John Burroughs, "Winter Sunshine"... read more..
Foreign Phrases - Sort of
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5087
<1min

Foreign Phrases - Sort of

A New York magazine recently ran a contest.  The rules were to take any well-known phrase in a foreign language, change just a single letter, and then provide a definition for the new expression... read more..
One-Liner #1899
One-liners
Susan Davis
965
<1min

One-Liner #1899

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4984 - February 9, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4984 - February 9, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I recently realized that instead of groaning when I bend over to pick up something off the floor, I now... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 9, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
689
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I recently realized that instead of groaning when I bend over to pick up something off the floor, I now groan before I bend over to do the same thing. It's almost as if I ... read more..
Bun Warmers 😎
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
853
<1min

Bun Warmers 😎

They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken.... read more..
Quote #2333
Quotes
Susan Davis
809
<1min

Quote #2333

Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people who can't open their own chutes. So you fly around doing it for them. Then you hit the ground. But you don't die. You haul yours... read more..
Nothing is More Satisfying than Doing Nothing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1102
4 min read

Nothing is More Satisfying than Doing Nothing

We were facing a very severe hurricane, and everything was being shut down. The hurricane was to hit us on a Wednesday night. Because we were in the center of where that hurricane was supposed to co... read more..
One-Liner #1898
One-liners
Susan Davis
998
<1min

One-Liner #1898

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up ... I shut up and subtitles come out my face. ... read more..
Cake Lesson
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3030
<1min

Cake Lesson

A little boy is telling his Grandma how "everything" is going wrong: School, family problems, health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her grandson if he would like a snack... read more..
Interesting Thoughts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5039
2 min read

Interesting Thoughts

Why do we say something is out of whack?  What is a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what h... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4983 - February 6, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4983 - February 6, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We've had snow in the air (or on the ground) at Cybersalt World Headquarters since Saturday night. It's ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 6, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
682
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We've had snow in the air (or on the ground) at Cybersalt World Headquarters since Saturday night. It's always nice for a snowy change of scenery in the neighbourhood, but ... read more..
Bear Sermons: When Preaching Gets Grizzly 🐻
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4673
2 min read

Bear Sermons: When Preaching Gets Grizzly 🐻

A priest, a rabbi, and a Pentecostal preacher all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They often met two or three times a week for coffee, sharing stories... read more..
Speeding Juggler
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6447
<1min

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a ... read more..
Quote #2332
Quotes
Susan Davis
1786
<1min

Quote #2332

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain read more..
A Killer Party This Saturday! 🎉
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1019
<1min

A Killer Party This Saturday! 🎉

Autopsy Club - Party here this Saturday! Open Mike night!... read more..
Mental Victories
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3128
<1min

Mental Victories

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's more he boaste... read more..
One-Liner #1897
One-liners
Susan Davis
987
<1min

One-Liner #1897

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right ... We do have food at home.... read more..
I Wonder ... Who is at Fault?
Susan Page
Susan Page
1115
3 min read

I Wonder ... Who is at Fault?

- photo by Susan PageMy word choice for 2025 is … Wonder. This word speaks to me in diverse ways. I love the wonder of creation. The fact that God knows every hair on our heads is a wonder! The word read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4982 - February 2, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4982 - February 2, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! It snowed at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, for the first time since the middle of January 202... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 2, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
666
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! It snowed at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, for the first time since the middle of January 2024. To celebrate and enjoy, I have changed our front garden LED light... read more..
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