Monthly Archive

July 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 76 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
A Tribute to Ms. Gossips-a-Lot
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1379
4 min read

A Tribute to Ms. Gossips-a-Lot

I was sitting in the shopping mall, drinking coffee and taking a break. I don't like going to the mall, but sometimes I have to go and pick up something for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Som... read more..
First Wedding
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4784
<1min

First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, she w... read more..
A Synonymic Tale
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
662
<1min

A Synonymic Tale

I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It's given me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5027 - July 17, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5027 - July 17, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who helped me by testing my client's website link! All of you helped me see that the site was in fact OK. read more..
Quote #2376
Quotes
Susan Davis
964
<1min

Quote #2376

"In the untouched beauty and majesty of God's creation, we begin to understand God's great appreciation of things beautiful. Only man's touch on God's creation taints it with ugliness." - A. W. Tozer read more..
One-Liner #1940
One-liners
Susan Davis
712
<1min

One-Liner #1940

My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great;" I replied, "No, you're great" - she's been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often.... read more..
Rest in Peace
Susan Page
Susan Page
1272
4 min read

Rest in Peace

- photo by Susan PageThe phrase "Rest in peace" originates from the Latin, "Requiescat in pace", which when translated means, “May he/she rest in peace." This expression was commonly used in Christian read more..
Font-tastic Confusion
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
686
<1min

Font-tastic Confusion

I thought Ariana Grande was a font.... read more..
Umbrella Impression
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6986
<1min

Umbrella Impression

A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop. Next morning on his way to his office when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the um... read more..
Shooting Pain 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Susan Davis
1833
<1min

Shooting Pain 🤣

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No..." She responded: "How abo... read more..
Perfect Mate
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3795
<1min

Perfect Mate

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. S... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 17, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
961
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who helped me by testing my client's website link! All of you helped me see that the site was in fact OK. One of you also helped... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5026 - July 13, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
136
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5026 - July 13, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. I wonder if you would please help me out with a work issue? I am helping a client whose website, months ago, was sometimes redirecting to a gambling s read more..
Cybersalt News - July 13, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
797
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. I wonder if you would please help me out with a work issue? I am helping a client whose website, months ago, was sometimes redirecting to a gambling site. I fixed the probl... read more..
Quote #2375
Quotes
Susan Davis
955
<1min

Quote #2375

"The greatest friend of truth is time. Error is always in a hurry, but God's man can afford to await the vindication of time. And if he is not vindicated in his own lifetime, eternity will settle the read more..
A Mystery Bowling League 🎳
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
703
<1min

A Mystery Bowling League 🎳

It's been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors. So we'll never get to know for... read more..
One-Liner #1939
One-liners
Susan Davis
678
<1min

One-Liner #1939

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm and I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed any time I wanted ... turns out that's 9pm.... read more..
Under the Bed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5063
<1min

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..
Maid Mother
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3969
<1min

Maid Mother

For all their lives, my three sons have been told they have to do their chores around the house. "I am NOT the maid" is a phrase they've heard many times. When my oldest went off to college, he call... read more..
Whatever Happened to “My Space”
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1053
4 min read

Whatever Happened to “My Space”

When I was young, one of my life priorities was “My Space.” I defended it with everything I had. In school, I had to defend “My Space.” Several times, I even had to go to the principal’s office and e... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5025 - July 10, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
149
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5025 - July 10, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! When Grandma CyberSalt turned 35, our 10-year-old daughter cheerfully commented that according to the Bible (Psalm 90:10) she had lived half of her li read more..
Cybersalt News - July 10, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
690
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 10, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When Grandma CyberSalt turned 35, our 10-year-old daughter cheerfully commented that according to the Bible (Psalm 90:10) she had lived half of her life. We were both amuse... read more..
The Grown Up Life
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
685
<1min

The Grown Up Life

I finally understand why I'm called a grown up. I groan every time I get up.... read more..
Quick Proposal
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4276
<1min

Quick Proposal

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..
Quote #2374
Quotes
Susan Davis
968
<1min

Quote #2374

"Prayer is the only entryway into genuine self-knowledge. It is also the main way we experience deep change - the reordering of our lives. Prayer is how God gives us so many of the unimaginable things read more..
Early Rising
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4830
<1min

Early Rising

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..
I Am Amazed
Susan Page
Susan Page
891
3 min read

I Am Amazed

- photo by Susan PageAre you ever amazed by the truth that God knows how many hairs are on your head? Perhaps if you have lost your crowning glory, this truth doesn’t pack a punch, but all kidding asi read more..
One-liner #1938
One-liners
Susan Davis
604
<1min

One-liner #1938

I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something; I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run for more than 2 minutes.... read more..
Ten Good Things About Church Being Online
Pearly Gates Jokes
Susan Davis
1291
<1min

Ten Good Things About Church Being Online

1. Parking is easy 2. No one will sit in your pew 3. You can pick your own music 4. There is no awkward conversation with the person who hugs too much 5. The coffee is made the way you like it read more..
Cybersalt News - July 06, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
647
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 06, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. We're enjoying a visit from one of Grandma Cybersalt's brothers and his son. Bill and Jordan are going to go on something called a "hike?" I hear it is a long walk that one... read more..
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