Monthly Archive

August 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 77 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5040 - August 31, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
136
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5040 - August 31, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of August: a day whose passing stirs us to begin waking up from our summer dreams. I have set a goal to do nothing new in read more..
Cybersalt News - August 31, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 31, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of August: a day whose passing stirs us to begin waking up from our summer dreams. I have set a goal to do nothing new in September. I am going... read more..
Quote #2389
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2389

People wait all day for 5pm. All week for Friday. All summer for winter. All winter for summer. And all of life for happiness. Don't let the pursuit of tomorrow diminish the joy of today.... read more..
Doctor's Consent
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Doctor's Consent

I asked my doctor if I could administer anesthesia myself and he told me, "Sure, go knock yourself out."... read more..
One-Liner #1953
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1953

When I was little, I remember they only played old-people music in the supermarkets; but today when I went to whole Foods, they were playing all the songs I love.... read more..
Legacy vs. Reality
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Legacy vs. Reality

On thinking ahead, from the novel "Artifact" by Greg Benford, a "hard" sci-fi writer who is also a physicist: "There was a great mathematician named Hilbert, who telegraphed Berlin saying he had prov... read more..
To Be or Not to Be, That’s My Confusion
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

To Be or Not to Be, That’s My Confusion

After many years of denial, I finally realized how easily I am confused. Why it took me so long to realize this,  I will never know. If only I could go back to my wonderful teenage years when I ... read more..
New Phonetic Alphabet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Phonetic Alphabet

The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling "Wilson" as "Whiskey, India, Lima, Sierra, Oscar, November") has been used by aircraft pilots, police, and many others... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5039 - August 28, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5039 - August 28, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt's bike incident bruises and scrapes are healing nicely. Also in Cybersalt bike news, our youngest grandson (4 years-old) is now ridi read more..
Cybersalt News - August 28, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 28, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt's bike incident bruises and scrapes are healing nicely. Also in Cybersalt bike news, our youngest grandson (4 years-old) is now riding his bike without tr... read more..
Quote #2388
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2388

"The child who follows you from room to room isn't being difficult. They're reminding you that you are their favorite place to be." - unknown read more..
Bounce
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Bounce

A new airplane has been developed that cannot crash. Made from rubber polymers, it will just bounce. The craft was invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.... read more..
One-Liner #1952
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1952

If cats could text you back ... they wouldn't.... read more..
Shakey's Cure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shakey's Cure

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under,... read more..
Police Dog Obedience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Police Dog Obedience

During a temporary shutdown of operations at a large plant, trained police dogs were hired to protect the building from vandalism. A company executive who was unaware of the new regime arrived at the ... read more..
Rock of Ages
Susan Page
Susan Page
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4 min read

Rock of Ages

I walked along the waterfront trail, enjoying the rocks displayed along the pathway, which the neighbourhood children had painted. The works of art were colourful, creative, and, quite frankly, inspir... read more..
Argument Ended
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Argument Ended

A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees." "What did she say?" ask... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5038 - August 24, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
141
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5038 - August 24, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 39th anniversary yesterday. Surely her medal will arrive in the mail any day now! Today's video share is an enc read more..
Cybersalt News - August 24, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 24, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 39th anniversary yesterday. Surely her medal will arrive in the mail any day now! Today's video share is an encouragement to us all:... read more..
One-Liner #1951
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1951

Old age is a thing ... Last night I was in bed for 20 minutes when I heard the pizza guy cough downstairs; then I remembered I came to my room to get my wallet.... read more..
Quote #2387
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2387

"The greatest enemy of learning is knowing." - John C. Maxwell read more..
Time-Telling Technique
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Time-Telling Technique

How does Bigfoot tell time? He looks at his Saskwatch!... read more..
Choosing Sides
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Choosing Sides

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side." When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked hi... read more..
Travel Agent Stories
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5167
4 min read

Travel Agent Stories

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: 1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the airplane so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client cal... read more..
Just Me and My Coffee
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Just Me and My Coffee

Today was special. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, her daughter and granddaughter went to St. Augustine for spring break. They would be gone for about three days. In the meantime, I was here ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5037 - August 21, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
154
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5037 - August 21, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Our 12 year-old grandson's 2 week visit with us has come to an end - he might actually still be flying home on his red-eye flight while some of you ar read more..
Cybersalt News - August 21, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 21, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our 12 year-old grandson's 2 week visit with us has come to an end - he might actually still be flying home on his red-eye flight while some of you are reading this. We had... read more..
Quote #2386
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2386

"Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change, and when we are right, make us easy to live with!" - Dallas Willard - Hearing God read more..
New Slogans for Federal Agencies
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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New Slogans for Federal Agencies

The National Institute on Aging ..."Celebrating our 39th Year!" The Department of the Interior ..."Oddly, All Our Stuff is Outdoors!" The Internal Revenue Service ..."What's in YOUR wallet?!" The C... read more..
Take Time
Susan Page
Susan Page
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3 min read

Take Time

Summer is the perfect season to think about the topic of time. Summertime is when we often “slow down to smell the roses.” It makes me think of the lyrics from the old hymn Take Time to Be Holy, parti... read more..
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