September 2025 - Monthly Archive

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5050 - September 28, 2025

28 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

62

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5050 - September 28, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - 37d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at church camp this weekend. I am lining this mailing up on Friday to go out on Sunday so I hope we are havi read more..

28 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

661

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Cybersalt News - September 28, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - 37d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at church camp this weekend. I am lining this mailing up on Friday to go out on Sunday so I hope we are having a good time! (I thi... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

872

<1min

The Itchy Secret to Good Luck

I crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck. I was just itching to tell someone.... read more..

26 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Past Dreams of a Girl

She came tonight as I sat alone..The girl I used to be....And she gazed at me with her earnest eyeAnd questioned reproachfully: Have you forgotten the many plansAnd hopes I had for you?The great care... read more..

26 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

751

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One-Liner #1961

My wife gave me an envelope marked, "Not to be opened until 2026" ... Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to carry out simple instructions.... read more..

26 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

956

4 min read

One More Candle on Another Cake

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were finishing our supper. If anyone can put together a marvelous supper, it is she. If anybody can eat a marvelous supper, it is me. As we were finishing... read more..

26 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

768

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Quote #2397

"Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep." - Unknown read more..

26 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Speeding Hymns

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me" at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah" at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee" at 75 mph.... "N... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5047 - September 25, 2025

25 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

49

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5047 - September 25, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! If today it started to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, it would be my 60th birthday when it stops. Today's video share is about a shark that is my fav read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

854

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Cybersalt News - September 25, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If today it started to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, it would be my 60th birthday when it stops. Today's video share is about a shark that is my favourite colour: orange... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4158

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Illegal Turn

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The ... read more..

24 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Grandma and the Psychic

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, "Gran... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

927

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The Quieter Pet

I have a pet tree. It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.... read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1092

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One-Liner #1960

There are three kinds of men: the one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation; The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will Rogers... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

938

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Quote #2396

- photo by Susan Page"If you can't figure out how to be kind, figure out how to be quiet." - unknown read more..

24 Sep

Susan Page

608

4 min read

The Help

I recently came across a photo of the four generations of women on my mother’s side. In it are my mother, her mother, my daughters and me. It was taken years ago while on a visit to see my grandmothe... read more..

24 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4199

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Playing Through

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?" The first man angrily gav... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5046 - September 21, 2025

21 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

68

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5046 - September 21, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of summer/winter (depending on the hemisphere you live in.) It may be the last day of summer here at Cybersalt World Head read more..

21 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1222

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Cybersalt News - September 21, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of summer/winter (depending on the hemisphere you live in.) It may be the last day of summer here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but fall is ... read more..

20 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1462

4 min read

And then it’s Monday… Again

I'm not sure if it's just me getting old or something altogether different. Time seems to go by fast. My father used to say, "The older you get the faster time goes." I'm finally beginning to underst... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4495

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10 Minutes Alone

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks. "All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten... read more..

20 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1301

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Quote #2395

"Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood let alone believed by the masses." - Plato read more..

20 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1335

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Rooting For You🌿

I told my plants I love them. Now, they're rooting for me.... read more..

20 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1216

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One-Liner #1959

I wish my life had background music so I could at least know if I'm in a drama, comedy, or horror show.... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2516

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A Bartender, a Customer, and a Parka

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5045 - September 18, 2025

18 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

92

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5045 - September 18, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We're enjoying a visit with our son who is here for two days and a night doing a bunch of yard care and fence fixing for us - willingly! I note "willi read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1568

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Cybersalt News - September 18, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're enjoying a visit with our son who is here for two days and a night doing a bunch of yard care and fence fixing for us - willingly! I note "willingly" because in his t... read more..

17 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1677

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Quote #2394

A man went to a monastery for a retreat. The monk who showed him to his room said this, “If you need anything, let us know and we’ll teach you how to live without it.”... read more..

17 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2009

2 min read

When Help Calls

A frazzled Mrs. Melnik sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother... read more..