Monthly Archive

October 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 78 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
A Black Tie Affair
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
586
<1min

A Black Tie Affair

I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know. But he looks amazing in a tuxedo.... read more..
Quote #2403
Quotes
Susan Davis
573
<1min

Quote #2403

"If you find yourself on a committee discussing the needs of a particular group of people, but you look around the room and don't see anyone from that group, you should be HIGHLY skeptical of any conc read more..
Wig Eye Witness
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4082
<1min

Wig Eye Witness

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor c... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5053 - October 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
159
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5053 - October 16, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - 19d260! The days are getting shorter at Cybersalt World Headquarters. A couple of times this past week I walked to the edge of the hill next to us to read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5054 - October 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5054 - October 16, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - 19d260! The days are getting shorter at Cybersalt World Headquarters. A couple of times this past week I walked to the edge of the hill next to us to read more..
The Light Still Shines Through
Susan Page
Susan Page
694
6 min read

The Light Still Shines Through

But the path of the righteous is like the light of dawn, which shines brighter and brighter until full day. (Proverbs 4:18) Have you ever faced a time when life as you knew it was no longer the same... read more..
Cow Horns
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4647
<1min

Cow Horns

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city on field trip to the country. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'a read more..
Puzzling Bus Shelter Blunder
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2368
<1min

Puzzling Bus Shelter Blunder

City officials in Mesa, Arizona, have mistakenly installed two bus shelters where no buses run. The installation cost $19,000 at a time when the city is cutting its public transit budget to save mone... read more..
One-Liner #1966
One-liners
Susan Davis
2377
<1min

One-Liner #1966

A lot of women say their husbands never listen to them; I'm proud to say I've never heard my wife say that.... read more..
Quote #2402
Quotes
Susan Davis
541
<1min

Quote #2402

"If you're going to gossip, do so about another's virtues." - Bertrand Russell read more..
Important Notice!
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4523
<1min

Important Notice!

Employees dying on the job are failing to fall down.  This practice must stop as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff.  Any employees fo... read more..
A Fruity Felony
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
897
<1min

A Fruity Felony

I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 16, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
414
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 19d260! The days are getting shorter at Cybersalt World Headquarters. A couple of times this past week I walked to the edge of the hill next to us to watch the sunset: a n... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5052 - October 12, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
184
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5052 - October 12, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving (or "Thanksgiving" as we call it in Canada.) Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a low-key Thanksgiving this year and read more..
Cybersalt News - October 12, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
426
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 12, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving (or "Thanksgiving" as we call it in Canada.) Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a low-key Thanksgiving this year and will be enjoying a qui... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 19, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
391
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - 16d260! The brake warning light has been on in my truck for many months and for some reason I simply assumed it was a sensor in my emergency brake pedal once released. How... read more..
The Turkey that Refused Dinner
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
451
<1min

The Turkey that Refused Dinner

In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving ... Why did the turkey refuse to eat dinner? It was stuffed.... read more..
Quote #2401
Quotes
Susan Davis
553
<1min

Quote #2401

"It's up to us to choose contentment and thankfulness now - and to stop imagining that we have to have everything perfect before we'll be happy." - Joanna Gaines, The Magnolia Story read more..
Vacation Lingo
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4013
<1min

Vacation Lingo

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo... Old world charm = No bath Tropical = Rainy Majestic setting = A long way from tow... read more..
One-Liner #1965
One-liners
Susan Davis
549
<1min

One-Liner #1965

Every time I try to eat healthy along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Wednesday or Friday to mess me up.... read more..
Heat is Not Just a Number, It’s an Attitude
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
753
4 min read

Heat is Not Just a Number, It’s an Attitude

Lately, the temperature in Florida has topped 100°. I saw on the news that the Northeast is also hitting 100°. It's easy to see why everyone wants to come to Florida. If they can't, they wish for som... read more..
Slow Down Therapy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3184
3 min read

Slow Down Therapy

1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has richness that takes a read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5049 - October 9, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
140
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5049 - October 9, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - 26d260! We're enjoying beautiful fall weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt is into her apple harvesting/drying routine - a year read more..
Cybersalt News - October 9, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
452
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 26d260! We're enjoying beautiful fall weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt is into her apple harvesting/drying routine - a year round favorite of som... read more..
Dishonesty Doesn't Pay
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7352
2 min read

Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

One year, at Western, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid... read more..
One-Liner #1964
One-liners
Susan Davis
451
<1min

One-Liner #1964

I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning; I can't have Sharpies in the house anymore.... read more..
I Wish and I Choose
Susan Page
Susan Page
744
<1min

I Wish and I Choose

I wish I had known …I was God’s beloved childI wish I had known …I did not have to earn His love I wish I had known …I was wonderfully made and fully acceptedI wish I had known …Grace and love were m... read more..
Lessons from Trees
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2882
<1min

Lessons from Trees

It's important to have roots. In today's complex world, it pays to branch out. If you really believe in something, don't be afraid to go out on a limb. Be flexible so you don't break when a harsh w... read more..
Eating and Drinking
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4271
<1min

Eating and Drinking

(a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. (b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brit read more..
Finally, a Safe Space 🚪
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
690
<1min

Finally, a Safe Space 🚪

If, like me, you've ever been accused of being raised in a barn and want to talk about it, remember ... my door is always open.... read more..
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