Monthly Archive

2025

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One-Liner #1894
One-liners
Susan Davis
921
<1min

One-Liner #1894

Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by my cat.... read more..
Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5226
<1min

Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. (15) The light at the end of the read more..
Ugly is as Ugly Sees
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1381
4 min read

Ugly is as Ugly Sees

I was drinking a cup of coffee in the middle of the shopping mall. I don’t like going to shopping malls, but The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage sent me to get a new dress shirt for Sundays. I tol... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4979 - January 23, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4979 - January 23, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news! Today's video share features some pretty f... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 23, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
769
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news! Today's video share features some pretty fun wordplay - in either direction!Click Here to Watch ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5559
<1min

Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!

As a premed student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.   A student rudely... read more..
One-Liner #1893
One-liners
Susan Davis
919
<1min

One-Liner #1893

Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice!... read more..
He Has Shown Us
Susan Page
Susan Page
1069
3 min read

He Has Shown Us

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, when I worked in a Christian Bookstore, a title often asked for was How Shall We Then Live, written by Francis A. Schaeffer. Schaeffer was considered one of the foremos read more..
Quote #2328
Quotes
Susan Davis
879
<1min

Quote #2328

Positions are temporary. Ranks and titles are limited. But the way you treat people will always be remembered. - Unknown... read more..
How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1142
<1min

How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors

It’s not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking stride. Be sure to watch what you writewith a fine-tuned comb.Check and re-... read more..
Engaging English Lessons for Kids in Mexico 📚
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1043
<1min

Engaging English Lessons for Kids in Mexico 📚

English teacher in Mexico: “Hi kids! Today we will learn a new word: wheelchair. Does anyone want to do a sentence with that word?” Gabriele: “I ordered a taco but my friend Juan didn’t have any mon... read more..
Time, Marriage, Friends, Gifts
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2468
<1min

Time, Marriage, Friends, Gifts

Five years after my wife, Brigid, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift -- an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a no... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4978 - January 19, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4978 - January 19, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! My efforts to get to a zero inbox have bogged down. I've hit some emails that require a bunch of work t... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 19, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
918
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! My efforts to get to a zero inbox have bogged down. I've hit some emails that require a bunch of work to clear and so as I handle those my total number has risen. I am at ... read more..
Quote #2327
Quotes
Susan Davis
1122
<1min

Quote #2327

It's easy to judge. It's more difficult to understand. Understanding requires compassion, patience, and a willingness to believe that good hearts sometimes choose poor methods. Through judgi... read more..
One-Liner #1892
One-liners
Susan Davis
974
<1min

One-Liner #1892

Imagine a cereal so bad that 2 scoops of raisins made it better.... read more..
Iron's Ironic Twist! 🌟
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
957
<1min

Iron's Ironic Twist! 🌟

The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron, which is ironic.... read more..
A Priceless Gift
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3141
<1min

A Priceless Gift

Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot see nor hear,And in your times of trouble,... read more..
Spiritual Gifts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
27803
2 min read

Spiritual Gifts

During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine.  One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the... read more..
And Then it All Came to an End
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
925
4 min read

And Then it All Came to an End

Time has a way of getting ahead of me. Just when I think I’ve caught up, I find out I was wrong. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were sitting down, relaxing after a wonderful Christmas a... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4977 - January 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4977 - January 16, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw out one thing a day and I happy to report that after two w... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 16, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
753
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw out one thing a day and I happy to report that after two weeks, I am on track! I am interested to see if I run out of things t... read more..
When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3786
<1min

When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

A woman was at home with her kids when her cell phone buzzed with an incoming call. As she grabbed it and swiped to answer, she tripped on the charging cable, stumbled, and dropped her phone. The pho... read more..
Quote #2326
Quotes
Susan Davis
928
<1min

Quote #2326

"Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don’t be afraid to take that first step." - Muhammad Ali read more..
One-Liner #1891
One-liners
Susan Davis
878
<1min

One-Liner #1891

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.... read more..
OT BBQ
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
894
<1min

OT BBQ

Q: What Assyrian king had descendants who actually came to the United States and were able to establish a successful chain of barbecue restaurants? A: Sennacherib... read more..
Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1176
2 min read

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd! The other day a not so elderly (maybe 75 years old) lady sa... read more..
Rough Boys
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2868
<1min

Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..
A Bruised Reed
Susan Page
Susan Page
1218
3 min read

A Bruised Reed

- photo by Susan PageHave you ever wanted to grab a bruised apple, pear, or banana for your mid-day snack? Likely not. A bruised piece of fruit is not particularly appetizing. How do you react when y read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4976 - January 12, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4976 - January 12, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Our PVR recently packed it in so I took it for a walk today - to the post office. The cable company had... read more..
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