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The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate with a bit of stowed-away rum. He got so drunk that he was still a little drunk the next morning. Later in the day, when the first mate had sobered up, he... read more..

I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better.... read more..

I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was about the meetings. "Sounds great," she said. "I'm almost tempted to join too." "Well, next time I go," I re... read more..

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.... read more..