Monthly Archive

April 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 79 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pessimistic Friend
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5130
<1min

Pessimistic Friend

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.  His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his... read more..
Quote #2453
Quotes
Susan Davis
306
<1min

Quote #2453

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carey read more..
One-Liner #2017
One-liners
Susan Davis
307
<1min

One-Liner #2017

It's weird that I trust my left hand to drive but not to eat cereal.... read more..
My Addiction to Happiness
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
733
4 min read

My Addiction to Happiness

One of the most important elements of life is happiness. When I look around the world, I notice how scarce happiness seems, which makes me reflect on its true value. I have come to the conclusion tha... read more..
Persistence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2689
<1min

Persistence

A South African woman who thought her electricity bills were high didn't realize her meter was connected to all of her neighborhood street lights for 35 years. Minnie Swan complained for years about ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5102 - April 16, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
140
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5102 - April 16, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm happy to report more good news about my right arm! On Monday I met with the surgeon, and she told me there is no need for surgery and no need for read more..
Cybersalt News - April 16, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
275
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm happy to report more good news about my right arm! On Monday I met with the surgeon, and she told me there is no need for surgery and no need for a cast. She also told... read more..
One-Liner #2016
One-liners
Susan Davis
330
<1min

One-Liner #2016

FOUND: If you lost a wad of $20s wrapped in a rubber band, I found your rubber band.... read more..
Cost of Farming
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2612
<1min

Cost of Farming

A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills." "And wh... read more..
Jungle Jokes: The Big Break!
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
333
<1min

Jungle Jokes: The Big Break!

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribesman and said, "That lizard is really funny." The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. He's ... read more..
Understanding the Metric System
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9518
<1min

Understanding the Metric System

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds10 cards = 1 decacards (or is it 52 cards = 1 deck-a-cards?)1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn1 million read more..
Quote #2452
Quotes
Susan Davis
335
<1min

Quote #2452

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.” - Stephen H... read more..
What a Wonderful World
Susan Page
Susan Page
676
2 min read

What a Wonderful World

We’ve all had those days. Days when our world doesn’t seem very wonderful. Starting the day by watching the morning news can be discouraging. Additionally, there are traffic jams, work pressures, rel... read more..
I Can Make This Putt
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4013
<1min

I Can Make This Putt

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?" His t... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 10: Humbled
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
455
2 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 10: Humbled

He humbled you causing you to hunger then feeding you with manna, which neither you nor your ancestors had known, to teach you that man does not live on bread alone but from every word that comes from... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5101 - April 12, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5101 - April 12, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Well, it turns out I did break my arm! X-rays confirmed a fracture on the head of my radial bone — not broken clean through, just cracked, which is th read more..
Cybersalt News - April 12, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
248
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 12, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Well, it turns out I did break my arm! X-rays confirmed a fracture on the head of my radial bone — not broken clean through, just cracked, which is the good news. The arm i... read more..
Quote #2451
Quotes
Susan Davis
371
<1min

Quote #2451

“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.” - Jack Whitehall... read more..
One-Liner #2015
One-liners
Susan Davis
341
<1min

One-Liner #2015

I think the universe knew I would be too powerful if I could do math.... read more..
Smugness Eraser 🧴
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
337
<1min

Smugness Eraser 🧴

Just been prescribed some anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.... read more..
Talking Clock
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5446
<1min

Talking Clock

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock"... read more..
Hocus-Pocus, My Sanity Has Disappeared
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
701
4 min read

Hocus-Pocus, My Sanity Has Disappeared

For over 70 years, I believed sanity was a very important part of a person's identity. Being sane enables one to be successful in life. Who doesn't want to be successful? I've made it my business to ... read more..
Consistency in Mentoring
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2741
<1min

Consistency in Mentoring

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated. One day a student came to her after class with an essay th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5100 - April 9, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5100 - April 9, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm happy to report that many parts of the right side of my body are starting to feel better after my epic wipeout last Friday! However, my right arm read more..
Cybersalt News - April 9, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
294
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm happy to report that many parts of the right side of my body are starting to feel better after my epic wipeout last Friday! However, my right arm continues to hang arou... read more..
Quote #2450
Quotes
Susan Davis
326
<1min

Quote #2450

"We won't have a cure for diseases until we first have a cure for greed." - Dr. Sachin Patel read more..
A Parisian Pun
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
351
<1min

A Parisian Pun

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both Paris sites.... read more..
Aerobic Dismay
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3863
<1min

Aerobic Dismay

Concerned about fitness in my mid-40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor. "I'm here to ... read more..
One-Liner #2014
One-liners
Susan Davis
382
<1min

One-Liner #2014

Survival Tip: If zombies attack, go to Costco - there are cement walls, years worth of food, and tons of supplies. Plus, zombies can't get in without a membership.... read more..
Redeeming Love
Susan Page
Susan Page
632
<1min

Redeeming Love

Redeeming love, how can it beThat Christ would die upon a treeRedeeming love that He would giveHis life for us that we might live He is the way, the truth, the lifeHe freely gave a sacrificeNo rights... read more..
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