Monthly Archive

July 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 73 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
He Is ...
Susan Page
Susan Page
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He Is ...

He is ... The God who sees us when we fallThe God who hears us when we callThe God who weeps when we’re in painThe God who heals the blind and lame He is … The God who sings sweet melodiesThe God... read more..
The Bike Bandit Returns 🐕
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
163
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The Bike Bandit Returns 🐕

My dog kept chasing people on a bike, so I took his bike away ... then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day. So I gave him his bike back, because his bark was worse than his bike.... read more..
Jar Number 47
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Jar Number 47

A new miracle doctor had just arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. T... read more..
Quote #2478
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2478

You cannot convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana. - African Proverb... read more..
Out of this World Intelligence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Out of this World Intelligence

Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons." The second alien, who looks ... read more..
One-Liner #2042
One-liners
Susan Davis
183
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One-Liner #2042

My girlfriend told me she found a picture of me from when i was a baby; it was just a picture she took during our last argument.... read more..
What Time Is It?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What Time Is It?

On some air bases, the military is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day, on just such a field, the tower recei... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 12, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 12, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I have settled into our summer routine — the past couple of weeks have been a bit of a lull of activity. It's not that we're not busy or don't have th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5127 - July 12, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
156
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5127 - July 12, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I have settled into our summer routine — the past couple of weeks have been a bit of a lull of activity. It's no read more..
The Ancient Weekly Calendar 🗓️
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
183
<1min

The Ancient Weekly Calendar 🗓️

Monday - GregTuesday - IanWednesday - GregThursday - IanFriday - GregSaturday - IanSunday - Greg The Gregorian calendar.... read more..
One-Liner #2041
One-liners
Susan Davis
208
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One-Liner #2041

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes; she gave me a hug.... read more..
Quote #2477
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2477

If you continue to defend your child's wrong behavior, one day you will pay an attorney to do the same. - Unknown... read more..
Enormously Gorgeous
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Enormously Gorgeous

My Dad says I am Enormously Gorgeous. I wonder if I really am? To be Enormously Gorgeous...Sarah says you need to have beautiful long curly hair like she has. I don't. To be Enormously Gorgeous... read more..
Oh Where is My Hair
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
435
4 min read

Oh Where is My Hair

It is true that I don't pay attention to many things in life. I guess I'm just too busy to notice everything. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage always asks me why I'm not paying attention. To ke... read more..
Things You Do Not Want to Hear in Surgery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5011
2 min read

Things You Do Not Want to Hear in Surgery

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5126 - July 9, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5126 - July 9, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I think I mentioned in the past that we're getting a dog park next to Cybersalt World Headquarters. Well today they started working on read more..
Cybersalt News - July 9, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
154
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Cybersalt News - July 9, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I think I mentioned in the past that we're getting a dog park next to Cybersalt World Headquarters. Well today they started working on it. What we've enjoyed for years as j... read more..
Canine Complex
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Canine Complex

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog... read more..
Hilarious Medical Irony! 🩺
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
187
<1min

Hilarious Medical Irony! 🩺

I bought a book called, "Guide to Surgical Procedures." Opened it up and the appendix was missing.... read more..
One-Liner #2040
One-liners
Susan Davis
187
<1min

One-Liner #2040

My wife said I ruined her birthday, but I don't understand how. I didn't even know it was her birthday.... read more..
Quote #2476
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2476

In case you need to hear this today, the compass was invented before the clock because direction was more important than how long it took to get there. - Unknown... read more..
Temptation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Temptation

Connie told her 3-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly. Several minutes passed and h... read more..
Second Time?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Second Time?

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's very swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme... read more..
Sometimes it's Hard
Susan Page
Susan Page
336
5 min read

Sometimes it's Hard

Sometimes it’s hard not to ask questions. Questions of God, though the book of Job would teach us that perhaps it’s not the best idea. Yet, “Faith is not the absence of doubt; it is continuing to fol... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 14: Based on John 5 and James 5
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
347
2 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 14: Based on John 5 and James 5

This is a spiritual or gospel-style song that weaves together two biblical narratives about healing. The first part references the Pool of Bethesda from the Gospel of John, where Jesus heals a paralyz... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 4, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
162
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Cybersalt News - July 4, 2026

Greetings everyone! I got to spend Friday night at my son's birthday party, and it was one of those evenings that just made me smile the whole way through. He had a bunch of his friends over — guys f... read more..
Political Faith
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3743
<1min

Political Faith

Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate who traveled to a small town community to address the single church there. Unfortunately, he had forgotten to a... read more..
Science Gone Wrong 🧬🦀
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
160
<1min

Science Gone Wrong 🧬🦀

Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah and a crab. Things went sideways real fast!... read more..
One-Liner #2039
One-liners
Susan Davis
180
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One-Liner #2039

If a friend ever says they have a chocolate lab, do not get your hopes up when you are going to their house because they are just talking about a dog.... read more..
Quote #2475
Quotes
Susan Davis
141
<1min

Quote #2475

“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” - Joan Rivers... read more..
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