Monthly Archive

January 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 127 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-crusher  There is also a new inspirational video ... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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Why I Hate Religion - Spoken Word

This spoken word about religion is a word well spoken! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway throu read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Cloud 8

Two angels are talking on Cloud #8 when one says,  "Well yes, I am happy but I COULD be happier...."... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0811

A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Three Things Thursday [Vol.2]

Number one - I started reading Anna Karenina on my Christmas eReader, and it is way easier to get into than I expected! I downloaded it free from Kobo because it's a classic, and I like to be classy read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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More on Praise

I read Psalm 50 today, and verses 12-15 emphasize so much what I have been thinking about praise. They say (God is speaking):"If I were hungry, I would not tell you,for the world and its fullness are read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Bull Frog Ant Crusher

This is why people don't have frogs as personal assistants! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Get Along

A cowboy walked into a pet store and asked to buy a Dachsund. The store clerk asked why he chose that breed and the cowboy replied, "Because someone told him to "get a long little doggy."... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1263

"Worry is stewing without doing." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Praise Brings Power

I spent some time on my lunch today meditating on Revelation 4:11,Worthy are you, our Lord and God,to receive glory and honor and power,for you created all things,and by your will they existed and we read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sympathy and Compassion

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Jus... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 10, 2012

It's crazy busy around Cybersalt World headquarters these days!  Today there was just enough time to get out the mailings and add a new page to the FunBlog.  You'll find "Russian D... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Russian Drifting

My apologies if there is any swearing in this video.  My Russian is limited to seeing that this is some awesome truck driving - drifting and all. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0810

"Polar bears can't jump."- Black bears read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober 2 by 4s

A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1262

“The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Worth Dying For

The follower of Jesus who protects God's vision for his/her life will experience the blessings God has for his/her life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120108.mp3{/audio} Download {... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Our Phase 1 Menu Plan

Each phase in the Maker's Diet is two weeks long, so my strategy for meal planning is to plan one week and then repeat it. We may eat meals in a different order the second week, but then we will be o read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Flag Opinion

On this day in 1774 Betsy Ross asked a group of colonists for their opinion of the flag she had made. This was the first ever flag poll.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1261

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."- E. B. White read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0809

"I childproofed my house but they still get in." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Past Dreams of a Girl

She came tonight as I sat alone..The girl I used to be....And she gazed at me with her earnest eyeAnd questioned reproachfully: Have you forgotten the many plansAnd hopes I had for you?The great care... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Interview Excerpts

The following, allegedly, are actual post-interview excerpts collected from middle managers who, needless to say, probably did not hire any of the people mentioned here: 1. "Applicant stretched out o... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 6, 2012

There is only one newly updated funny picture page on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "CD Warrior" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cd-warrior Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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CD Warrior

Jenny, come on down. Your blind date is here. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0808

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1260

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."- Charles Schulz read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Encouragement and Communication

I've been talking about you a lot with the Lord,There was so much I wanted to say,I told Him how thankful and helpful you are,how I treasure you more every day. I tried to describe how just having yo... read more..

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