Monthly Archive

February 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 54 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1617

Quote #1438

"I like going the extra mile, it's usually less crowded." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2155

Generosity

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1935

Horse Knock-Off

You mean you've never knocked a guy off a horse with a lance before? Surely you joust!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1526

One-liner #0989

So apparently the security guard at Safeway didn't believe that life gave me that lemon.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4273

Missing You

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1005

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!For the whole Chicken Thursday explanation check out:www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday For those of you who tend to get in trouble for forgetting Valentin... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4150

Hat Headline

The Pope is visiting DC and President Obama takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac . . . sailing on the presidential yacht. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden the Pope's hat (ec... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2063

That 'Green' Thing

In the line at the store today, the cashier told an older woman ahead of me that plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, "We didn't have the green thi... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1825

Quote #1437

"We are not called to be defenders of the Truth but to live the Truth, which is Truth's best defense." ~Mabel Boggs Sweet read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2559

Fish Eyes

Fisheye lenses make the world go round.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1416

One-liner #0988

Just once it'd be nice to hear the word "sir," without it immediately being followed by,"you're making a scene." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3233

Deep Trouble

A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle blocking the entire way. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a goober leaning on a fence. "Think it's sa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 10, 2016

Happy 3rd birthday to our grandson Torre! Even though the Cybersalt Newsletters have not been going out for some time, that doesn't mean there weren't new pages added to the Cybersalt Site.  To ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1520

Change Your Stance

The newest member of the country club was taking his initiatory round of golf with the club's officers. He was nervous about making a good impression. He teed up the ball, spread his feet apart, fixed... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1714

One-liner #0987

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie ... that's a lawsuit. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3163

If You Love Something Variations

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours;If it doesn't, it never was yours. THE PESSIMIST VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes b... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1424

Quote #1436

"Jesus didn't come to tell us the answer to the questions of life, he came to be the answer."- Timothy Keller read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1856

Dating a Philosopher

Trying to date a philosophy professor? He doesn't even know if you exist or not!... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1278

Eye for an Eye: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to others suffering for things they have done. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160207.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3200

Car Help Line

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers.  But, imagine if they did . . . HELPLINE: "General Motors... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
1413

CNA - Speaking Exchange

If this video moves you, why not find a senior and take a bit of time to talk with them?  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1526

Toughest Job in the World

These applicants are shocked to find out the job they are applying for is a real mother.  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2268

Jeanne Robertson

Sometimes being a mother is a dish best served cold after 29 years.  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1821

People Guess What Christian Phrases Mean

 Here is a fun reminder to Christians to not assume everyone understands the lingo of the Christian subculture.   read more..

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