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Monthly Archive

February 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
301

Cybersalt News - February 13, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - thanks again to Kathy M. for another chicken picture! Send yours to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. documen... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3411

Old Testament Computing

An old bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says: And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
1003

No Overnight Parking

One of the more labor intensive methods of preventingovernight parking! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3067

Just Like Mother

Manny was getting older. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1597

Fads

The clerk in a shoe store was trying hard to persuade his customer that a pair of uncomfortable shoes fit her. "I'm telling you, these shoes are too pointed and too narrow," argued the customer. "Bu... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
627

Solitary Man

Engagement ring: aka a Kneel Diamond.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
676

Quote #1887

"A church cannot survive long-term where members are focused on their own preferences." - Thom Rainer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
562

One-liner #1449

I pretend to work; they pretend to pay me.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
787

Did I Just Call Myself?

I am old enough to remember those days when there was nothing like cell phones. Oh, those quiet, golden silent days. At the time, I did not realize just how wonderful that time was. Every time you ne... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
315

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! A big thank you to Steve R. for letting me know that Thursday's item entitled "Paid in Full" is actually the song "No Charge", sung by Steve and Annie Chapman:store.stevean... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
527

Quote #1886

  "Worship is a declaration of war against everything that says God can't." - Louis Giglio read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
608

Ranch Math

Cowboy: Could you help me round up my eighteen cows? Me: Sure. That will be twenty cows.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
513

One-Liner #1448

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3171

Eulogy

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind fa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1597

The Academic 23rd Psalm

The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrenti... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
335

Cybersalt News - February 6, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much Cybersalt news today (that's fit to print 😉) so I thought today I'd share a fun YouTube video with you. It'a great reminder that humor is one of the things... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3276

Atheist Theology

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy came home ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
673

On Your Mark; Get Set; Don't

Believe me, I am not a racist. At my age I can't even walk fast.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
546

One-Liner #1447

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
878

Quote #1885

  "Gossip dies when it hits a wise person's ears." - Unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3624

Super Dress

Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each d... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1796

No Charge

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, sh... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
537

Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter

Normally, I'm a rather calm, cool and collected person. Actually, my creditors trying to collect things from me, mostly money, are responsible for this and I have been officially collected. If I could... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
317

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! I don't usually broadcast when I am travelling, but now that I am back I can tell you the big news I was promising. As some of you know I have a YouTube channel about Joom... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
783

Faster Than a Speeding Editor

As a Superhero I would be "Typoman" ... the writer of wrongs!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12499

Lost and Found

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way ho... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1762

Assumption

In World War II my father-in-law was stationed at the Army Air Corps base in Prestwick, Scotland. President Franklin Roosevelt was to make a visit at any time, and coded messages were used to alert t... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
646

One-liner #1446

Ambivialent? Well, yes and no.... read more..

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