Monthly Archive

February 2020

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Quote #1888
Quotes
Susan Davis
1924
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Quote #1888

"Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses ... sometimes the 'M' is silent." - unknown read more..
Bullying
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2800
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Bullying

A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy,... read more..
Passing Pain
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3815
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Passing Pain

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why not?" he asks. She answers back, "Becau... read more..
One-liner #1450
One-liners
Susan Davis
1659
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One-liner #1450

Adults are just kids who owe money.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4522 - February 13, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
79
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4522 - February 13, 2020

  Issue #4522                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - thanks again to Kathy M. for another chicke read more..
Cybersalt News - February 13, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1042
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Cybersalt News - February 13, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - thanks again to Kathy M. for another chicken picture! Send yours to chickenthursday@cybersalt.org There's a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "N... read more..
Old Testament Computing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4562
2 min read

Old Testament Computing

An old bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says: And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of... read more..
No Overnight Parking
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
2374
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No Overnight Parking

One of the more labor intensive methods of preventingovernight parking! ... read more..
Just Like Mother
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4451
<1min

Just Like Mother

Manny was getting older. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for ... read more..
Fads
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2742
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Fads

The clerk in a shoe store was trying hard to persuade his customer that a pair of uncomfortable shoes fit her. "I'm telling you, these shoes are too pointed and too narrow," argued the customer. "Bu... read more..
Solitary Man
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1792
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Solitary Man

Engagement ring: aka a Kneel Diamond.... read more..
Quote #1887
Quotes
Susan Davis
1861
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Quote #1887

"A church cannot survive long-term where members are focused on their own preferences." - Thom Rainer read more..
One-liner #1449
One-liners
Susan Davis
1589
<1min

One-liner #1449

I pretend to work; they pretend to pay me.... read more..
Did I Just Call Myself?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1972
4 min read

Did I Just Call Myself?

I am old enough to remember those days when there was nothing like cell phones. Oh, those quiet, golden silent days. At the time, I did not realize just how wonderful that time was. Every time you ne... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4521 - February 9, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4521 - February 9, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday Greetings everyone! A big thank you to Steve R. for letting me know that Thursday's item entitled "Paid in Full" is actually the song "No Charge", sung by Steve and Annie Chapm read more..
Cybersalt News - February 9, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1042
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! A big thank you to Steve R. for letting me know that Thursday's item entitled "Paid in Full" is actually the song "No Charge", sung by Steve and Annie Chapman:store.stevean... read more..
Quote #1886
Quotes
Susan Davis
1705
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Quote #1886

  "Worship is a declaration of war against everything that says God can't." - Louis Giglio read more..
Ranch Math
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1681
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Ranch Math

Cowboy: Could you help me round up my eighteen cows? Me: Sure. That will be twenty cows.... read more..
One-Liner #1448
One-liners
Susan Davis
1583
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One-Liner #1448

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!... read more..
Eulogy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4519
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Eulogy

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind fa... read more..
The Academic 23rd Psalm
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2742
<1min

The Academic 23rd Psalm

The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrenti... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4520 - February 6, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
68
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4520 - February 6, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much Cybersalt news today (that's fit to print ?) so I thought today I'd share a fun YouTube video with you. It'a great reminder that humor is o read more..
Cybersalt News - February 6, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1107
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 6, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much Cybersalt news today (that's fit to print 😉) so I thought today I'd share a fun YouTube video with you. It'a great reminder that humor is one of the things... read more..
Atheist Theology
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4573
<1min

Atheist Theology

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy came home ... read more..
On Your Mark; Get Set; Don't
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1616
<1min

On Your Mark; Get Set; Don't

Believe me, I am not a racist. At my age I can't even walk fast.... read more..
One-Liner #1447
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1590
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One-Liner #1447

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.... read more..
Quote #1885
Quotes
Susan Davis
2077
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Quote #1885

  "Gossip dies when it hits a wise person's ears." - Unknown read more..
Super Dress
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4865
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Super Dress

Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each d... read more..
No Charge
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2927
2 min read

No Charge

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, sh... read more..
Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1751
4 min read

Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter

Normally, I'm a rather calm, cool and collected person. Actually, my creditors trying to collect things from me, mostly money, are responsible for this and I have been officially collected. If I could... read more..
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