Monthly Archive

March 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 86 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
5443

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15415

Hanging On 'til Pay Day

And then you can ride inside. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
14370

Praying Moose

Overlooked a third time by the nominating committee, Mr. Moose and family decided to start their own church. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4484

Joining the Church

After the service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. I hadn't met the husband before, and I asked what church he was transferring from.After a short hesitation, he replied, ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
7308

Cat Outfit Pick

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6018

Dog Outfit Pick

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13195

Snowman Spring

Soon it will be time to call Parson Brown again. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8318

Sign Divorce Sale

On second thought taking a weekend off for a marriage  conference might have been cheaper. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12819

Professional Window Tinting

Nate couldn't afford to have his windows tinted professionally. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Susan Davis
10066

Can't See, Can't Eat

Morris' theory was you can't eat what you can't see. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1183

Which Woman will You Dine With?

The woman Wisdom and the woman Folly both cry out from the highest part of the city.  After seeing which one is which, which one will you dine with? (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this se... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1785

Good SundayMorning 3-20-11

Doubt and despair keep daily company with disciples. And why not? So much of life appears to be at odds with our calling. How shall we find water amid aridity, respect amid anxiety? Life seems to be c... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16158

Chevy Geo Storm

Next year's Geo Storm model is a little underpowered. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13159

Funny Newspaper Clips

A Few Funny Clips from Newspapers. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9443

Graduation Speech Notes

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech.  He began by reading from his prepared text.  "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he t... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1763

Good Lenten Morning 3-18-11

GOOD MORNING,  TODAY IS MARCH 18, 2011 "This was why the Jews were seeking all the more to kill Him, because not only was He breaking the Sabbath, but He was even calling God His own Father, making H... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7487

Governor Jessie Ventura

Former Minnesota governor, Jessie Ventura, had too much influence. ... read more..

Your Turn to Be Funny
Pastor Tim
7956

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4089

Living to 104

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th."I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13029

Complaint Button

Your comments are important to us. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12731

Piggy Bank Gas Savings

I've started paying for gas with my savings. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15485

Donut Safe

Rest easy, your donuts are safe eh! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3774

Carried Away Shopping

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. 'That,' he... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4253

Stranded on a Desert Island

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pul... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Stopping the Cycles of Sin and Rebellion

When cycles of sin and rebellion seem to roll over and over and over, there are things God's children can do that move Him to act. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the cr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3413

Fishing Mirror

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What... read more..

Important Site News
Pastor Tim
2299

Japanese Earthquake Pause

Like you, I have been particularly struck and moved by the devastation and horrible aftermath of the 8.9 earthquake, subsequent tsunami, and nuclear threat in Japan.Throughout the day I pondered how a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3733

I Think Not

I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur D... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10618

Easy Par

Jeff thought things looked good for par on this hole. ... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4640

Suddenly it's March!

Suddenly it’s March! This is how people grow old, isn’t it? Since my last post, we have paid off the last of our consumer debt! We are officially back at $0 and very happy to be there. The rocks in... read more..

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