Monthly Archive

March 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4439 - March 31, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
80
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4439 - March 31, 2019

  Issue #4439                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! At risk of making this sound like groundhog read more..
Cybersalt News - March 31, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1186
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Cybersalt News - March 31, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! At risk of making this sound like groundhog day, I think sending is back to normal. This week, Rev. James Snyder reminisces about the positive effect corporal punishment h... read more..
I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2287
4 min read

I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did

I am not sure why I think of some things, however, every occasionally I remember something that happened a million years ago. Or so it seems. This week for some reason, I hap... read more..
Quote #1809
Quotes
Susan Davis
2016
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Quote #1809

"I take refuge in the fact that while I don't know everything, I do know Someone who does!" - A.W. Tozer read more..
Feed the Ox
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Feed the Ox

Go ahead and give your pastor a bonus based on church growth... it will bring a new meaning to the words Great Commission.... read more..
One-liner #1367
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1367

"I am myself, and I'm going to continue to play that role!" - Richard Nixon read more..
Crossing the Road
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Crossing the Road

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the... read more..
Shopping Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1870
<1min

Shopping Manners

One of the busiest times for a meat-department manager in a supermarket occurs when there is a sale on particular cuts. When we put cross-rib roasts on sale one day the result was predictable. I'd br... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4438 - March 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
73
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4438 - March 24, 2019

  Issue #4438                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Ooops! (again) I just went to send this mail read more..
Quote #1808
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1808

"Patience is not about how long you wait, it is about how well you behave while you are waiting." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1366
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1366

I used to think that marriage was a 50 - 50 proposition ... until I realized that I knew nothing about women or fractions. - Walter McLauren... read more..
Places to Go
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Places to Go

I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito either. I hear no one recognizes ... read more..
Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4354
2 min read

Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. Okay? ~ I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that ... read more..
Grad School Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Grad School Romance

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new ... read more..
Learn To Recognize The Source of All Blessings
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
7266
4 min read

Learn To Recognize The Source of All Blessings

In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever received. It was white, with a red ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4436 - March 21, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
77
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4436 - March 21, 2019

Cybersalt News You'll notice by the date that this mailing was supposed to go out last week, but didn't. #fail Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live read more..
Cybersalt News - March 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 21, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live in! And the visits continue; our daughter and grandson just left after a 2-week visit and now we are enjoying a... read more..
How Not to Pass Your Driving Test
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
11192
2 min read

How Not to Pass Your Driving Test

How Not To Pass Your Driving Test Turn the radio on.  When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up... read more..
These Don't Go Together
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

These Don't Go Together

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together: A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures Miniskirts and sup... read more..
Quote #1807
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1807

"Be selective in your battles; sometimes peace is better than being right." - Unknown read more..
Captain Discipline
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Captain Discipline

About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the chil... read more..
Meeting Expectations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Meeting Expectations

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the front door. "Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" ask... read more..
Woodn't You Know
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Woodn't You Know

Tree puns: always poplar!... read more..
One-liner #1365
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1365

Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4435 - March 17, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
80
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4435 - March 17, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I think technology and lack of sleep things have settled down here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's mailing will hopefully go out and arrive ac read more..
Cybersalt News - March 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I think technology and lack of sleep things have settled down here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's mailing will hopefully go out and arrive according to ... read more..
The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1929
4 min read

The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream

A mystery has developed within the halls of our once peaceful domicile. At first, I did not think too seriously about it. Some things, if left alone usually take care of themselves. Of course, there a... read more..
Synthetic Diamond
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3969
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Synthetic Diamond

An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look a... read more..
Crate of Chickens
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4372
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Crate of Chickens

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..
Script Ungratefulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Script Ungratefulness

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My art... read more..
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