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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.... read more..

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. - Proverb... read more..

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.  A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers dro... read more..

What do you get if you cross a doctor with a bloodhound? A medical scenter. ~ (Lederer & Ertner)... read more..

In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the ... read more..

Since birth, I have been infected with a Laughter-Virus. I’m not sure which side of the family it came from, or it could’ve come from both sides. But the least little thing will make me laugh. Sometim... read more..

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Remember that this coming weekend is when many of us will change our clocks to Daylight Savings. It's good timing because many of us are wondering what the future holds and... read more..

A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper… He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and do... read more..

"You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think." - Winnie the Pooh read more..

"My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett read more..

Frank hadn't been to a class reunion in decades. When he walked into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting, sayin... read more..

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high-school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal. "I... read more..

A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted. "I'll need about a pint of gas," he said to the attendant, "and a few ounces of oil for the motor." "Certainly sir," the attendant... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. Today's video share is "No Words." Click here to watch the video Here is the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

I read somewhere where the average woman speaks 20,000 words a day, and the average man speaks 7,000 words a day. I’m not sure if that’s true because I never believe everything I read, particularly on... read more..

"No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear." - C. S. Lewis, A Grief Observed read more..

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.... read more..

The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship folders. Some churches which use the same basic format each week can simply call up the form on the computer sc... read more..

Consider, if you will, the case of the awkward bumble-bee who became ill while gathering pollen but continued to work. Unfortunately, he thus infected all the flowers with his virus. The consequence... read more..

A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a boat comes sailing into view, and the man frantically waves and draws the skipper's attention. The boat comes... read more..

Things weren't working well for the shipping part of this manufacturing company's ERP system, said a technician working there. "The whole process for calculating and paying the carriers for freight w... read more..

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! The promises of God are an anchor and source of rest during times like the ones in which we are living. Today's video share is one that long time Cybersaltine and fri... read more..

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity. - Dwight D. Eisenhower... read more..

A thief broke into my house last night ... he started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.... read more..

Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Well, there are many other related Laws. Here are some: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose wi... read more..

Part-time band leaders are also known as semi-conductors.... read more..

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Don't forget to... read more..