Monthly Archive

April 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 207 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Air Conditioner Tune-Up

Summer is coming. Remember to tune up your car's air conditioner! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1398

This is What It's All About

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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Bono and Eugene Peterson

This video of Eugene Peterson and Bono meeting to discuss the Psalms is wonderfully inspiring on a number of different levels. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1690

Motel Work Ethic

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4567

A Dog's Diary

5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the newspaper hitting the driveway roused me from my deep slumber, and the impact indicated the paper was much heavier than normal, I realized that... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Food Allergy

Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the pediatrician. I was impressed with the way the doctor directed his comments and questions to my son. When he asked Casey, "Is there... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 30, 2016

There is a new Funny Bike Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Some tread water while others tread faces; you'll see what I mean when you check out "Face Tread" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/ read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2875

Away From Desk

A chap who frequently left the office to play golf instructed his secretary to tell all callers that he was away from his desk. After he left the office, a member of his foursome forgot which course ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3871

Face Tread

Some tread water andsome tread faces. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1781

Quality of Life

My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3152

Waiting at the Door

I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an example of true love," I repli... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1041

Tomorrow, which isn't even here yet, will never be the day after tomorrow again.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1489

"Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be." – Jeremy Schwartz read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1569

Seasonal Dieting

Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now all I have are spring rolls.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
989

Cybersalt News - April 29, 2016

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows a dog that has mastered 50% of "sit and stay." Check out "Half Stay" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/half-stay  Enj... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Half Stay

Roscoe had mastered 50% ofsit and stay. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2135

Respect, Reverence

When I was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., I spent my spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intracoastal Waterway. Soon I became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissioned officers. Onc... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3326

Chickens in the Sack

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.  There were two Goobers walking toward each other down the street. One Goober was carrying a sack. When they met up, the ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1488

"We will speak thankful words consistently, when we are thankful people." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1624

Told Where to Go

Realtors: Really put you in your place.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1351

One-liner #1040

If anything is on your mind, get it off your chest.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
881

Cybersalt News - April 28, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funblog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Is it because they have a short memory or good memory? You decide when you watch "Babies Going Through Tunnels" at... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2965

Bus Manners

A young mother was riding the bus with her four year old boy when he suddenly blurted out so that everyone in the bus could hear, "Look mom, see that man's nose, it looks soooo funny!" The mother was... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Babies Going Through Tunnels

Sit back, relax, and enjoy watching babies going through tunnels. One has to wonder if their reactions are due to a short or a long memory span. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1930

Wyatt Earp

Not many people knew Wyatt Earp was a choir composer; not a great one, but he could shoot out an okay chorale.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1487

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." - Mark Twain read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Facts of Life, Birds and Bees, Children

It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," sh... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3108

Sweater Gifts

Although we had recently moved into a new neighborhood, our young son had already made many new friends, ten of whom were invited to his birthday party. When the happy day arrived and he opened his pr... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1039

I am not contradicting you!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Decatinated" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/decatinated  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Ti... read more..

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