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Monthly Archive

May 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 186 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
3190

Golf Stroke

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. " read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1328

Science of Soft Drinks

I know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
693

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2016

Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is an onion bag that would make you cry for a different reason. You'll find "Corn Onions" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/corn-onions  Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4433

Corn Onions

This bag of onions will make you cry for all the wrong reasons. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1575

The Letter

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1026

One-liner #1050

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3268

Famous Last Words

*Famous Last Words* *Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... *Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. *What happens if you touch these two wires tog- *We won't need reservati read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1305

Crunge

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
792

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2016

There are a number of things that should not be done to dogs and today's Funny Dog picture shows one of them. You'll find "Dog Paint Job" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-paint-job Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
5580

Dog Paint Job

This funny dog picture is brought to you by the letter "why?" ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2270

Spy Application

A man applied for a job as an industrial spy.  Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1303

Grammar Problem

The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1852

Triple Filter Test, Gossip, Slander

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?" "Hold on a mi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1021

One-liner #1049

The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
3129

Blessed Again

A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty new bride had prepared from all of the refrigerator leftovers. "I don't know," he sai... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1112

Quote #1498

"Wherever you are, be all there." – Jim Elliot read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 9, 2016

Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that today's children take to with little or no effort? The newest entry in the FunBlog will go a long way to helping ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 8, 2016

Sunday Greetings and Happy Mother's day - for those whom Mother's Day is a celebration. Mother's Day is very painful for many mothers and children alike for a number of reasons. One particularly p read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1641

Contentment

Murphy decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful... read more..

Clean Jokes
2766

Number Married

I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?... read more..

Clean Jokes
3040

Save Me a Seat

A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday. My friend likes to sit close to the front. So they entered a pew in the second row. Shortly after settling int... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1845

Kids, Adults, and Technology

Do you sometimes feel awkward or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that children seem to have no problem with? If so give them a tape cassette play and cheer up!  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1286

Quote #1496

"The early church was married to poverty, prisons and persecutions. Today, the church is married to prosperity, personality, and popularity." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1316

Pirate Veggies

At the grocery store today we saw cobs of corn "on sale" for $4.00 for 4. A buck an ear? That's piracy!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1194

One-liner #1048

Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"?... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
1845

Rejected by a Parent?

Being rejected by a parent is one of the deepest hurts and pains we can experience in life. Real life shepherd, Ray Carman, shares about the hope all who have been so rejected have in the care that t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 7, 2016

Cybersalt's Mother's Day Jokes collection page has been spruced up. You'll find a collection of jokes for tomorrow's special day at:www.cybersalt.org/tag/13-mother-s-day-jokes Enjoy the rest of today... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1495

"Lord, enlighten what's dark in me, strengthen what's weak in me, mend what's broken in me, bind what's bruised in me, heal what's sick in me, and lastly, revive whatever peace and love has died in read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1130

One-liner #1047

"In dog years, I'm dead." - Unknown read more..

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