Monthly Archive

May 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 186 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1380

Savor of Christ

Charles Spurgeon once told of a young preacher asking for feedback from a sermon, and who asked what an older pastor found wrong with his sermon. This was the old preacher's response: "There was no ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
832

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2016

Some people think it would be cool to have a time machine and then there are those people who need a time machine to bee cool. The latter is the case with the person in today's Funny Picture on the Cy... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
934

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's Cybersalt News features a humble request from long-time Cybersaltine, Walter Smith.  Walter writes: "This my pal Jacob Meek. He loves getting postcards, I hav... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1945

Forgiveness and Temptation

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have ci... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1189

One-liner #1054

What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2523

Time Machine Cool

Gerald was one time machineaway from being cool. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3149

Divy It Up

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1320

Quote #1502

"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." – Josh Billings read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2158

Adhesive Question

Glue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron? ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3215

Biblical Spokespersons

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans: Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you? ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 14, 2016

The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site shows a couple of guys who obviously have missed a few human resources seminars. You'll find "No Girls Allowed" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/no-girls... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2670

Cat Commandments

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4936

No Girls Allowed

"Hey Barry and Frank,It's human resources on line 1." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1250

One-liner #1053

Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1931

Bus Stop

Once there was couple traveling on a bus in a mountainous area. Close to their destination they decided to get off a bit early and enjoy a short walk the rest of the way. After the couple got off the... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2010

Quote #1501

Jesus did not say “Come to my seminar.” Or “Come to my conference.” Jesus said “Come to my table;” “Come and dine;” “Come and see” and "Come to me." - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1594

Math Decorator

Hey Archimedes, I love what you've done with displace!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
866

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2016

Just because you don't like sardines is no reason to throw the baby out. You'll understand when you see the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baby-sardines... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3570

Baby Sardines

Remember to not throw the baby outwith the sardines. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1882

Kindness

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sunda... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1236

One-liner #1052

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1495

Transit Bait

In order to catch a bus, one must first learn to think like a bus.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1810

Quote #1500

"We must beware in our attitude toward people who are suffering that we do not blunder by imagining our point of view to be the only one." - Oswald Chambers, in Baffled to Fight Better from Quotabl read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3854

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Nail Biting

Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Babysitter Resume

Somebody didn't read their babysitter's resume very close. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
852

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to read your babysitter's resume carefully. You'll find "Babysitter Resume" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pict read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1682

Quote #1499

   "Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy." - C.S. Lewis read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2007

God's Beauty Tips

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others. To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, discontentment, and the need to control... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1349

One-liner #1051

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.... read more..

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