Monthly Archive

May 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 186 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1619

One-liner #1059

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2879

Surreal Construction

Bill and Jane soon eventually regretted hiring"Surreal Construction" to do their reno. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
859

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2016

Today's Funny Picture is a good reminder to pay attention to the name of any contractors you are hiring to do home renovations. You'll find "Surreal Construction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1737

Soggy Bob

That SpongeBob: so self-absorbed.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2825

Quote #1506

Two things to remember in life: Take care of your thoughts when you are alone. Take care of your words when you are with people. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2096

Second Career

A RETIRED Navy admiral, my father began a second career working in a bank. One morning, while he prepared his desk for the day, he was approached by a young officer from the nearby Naval base. "Sorry... read more..

Clean Jokes
3798

Tail Light

"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop w read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1225

One-liner #1058

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
979

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's even "chickenier" this week thanks to Cybersaltine, Martha Long, who dressed her dogs up in a chicken costume and submitted pictures of them through the Cybersalt Faceb... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2809

Dull Razor

One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.  "What's the matter?" she called o... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3081

Election Results

Interest in election results is at an all-time high! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2351

Quote #1505

"When I regarded God as a tyrant, I thought sin a trifle; but when I knew him to be my father, then I mourned that I could ever have kicked against him. When I thought that God was hard, I found it read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1282

One-liner #1057

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1840

Preparing for Parenthood

Brian and Cathleen took their newborn, Emily, to meet her cousins, Erin and Savannah, in Oklahoma. The cousins were delighted with her and watched everything the adults did with Emily including changi... read more..

Clean Jokes
8425

A Brother Names the Babies

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C., (whose husband was out of the country) gets in a car accident and is knocked unconscious. When she wakes up 3 days later she sees that she is no longer pregnan... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1610

Narcissistic Humility

I love this guy in the mirror: but that’s just me.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
922

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2016

A new Funny Dog Video has been added to the Cybersalt Site. It shows a husky that really wants a bath. Check out "Husky Bath" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/husky-bath Enjoy the rest of toda... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
3314

Husky Bath

This husky really wants a bath! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1776

Getting Rid of the Monsters

A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. "Every night," the man said, "I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me." "Hmmm," said the... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3515

Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitatio... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1216

Quote #1504

"Nobody wants a God who declines to deal with evil. They just want a God who declines to deal with their evil" - Greg Gilbert read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1164

One-liner #1056

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1623

That Explains It!

I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
887

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2016

Sometimes it's hard to relax when you finally get away from work. Hopefully you have an easier time than Joanne is in today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site.  You'll find "Still at th... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2630

Misplaced Love

I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I'm your father."... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
3021

Still at the Office

Joanne kept forgetting she wasn'tback at the office. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1523

Quote #1503

"There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind." - C.S. Lewis   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1795

Math Coffee

When a mathematician tells you he makes a mean cup of coffee, he means average.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1209

One-liner #1055

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3439

Hearing Test

A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies: "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the ki... read more..

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