Monthly Archive

May 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Second Grade Math

I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according to their common characteristics.Pictur... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2778

Wish Split

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer were in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decided to walk up and down the be... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
686

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you've ever gotten all worked up to do something and then lost your nerve, you know how the cat feels in today's newest Funny Cat picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
9346

Cat and Peacock

On second thought . . . LET ME IN !!!!!!! ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1160

One-liner #1190

The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car: "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you!"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1110

Quote #1637

"He that can take rest is greater than he who can take cities." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3086

Geometry

Geometry: Without it life is pointless.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1075

Parenting Progress

Our three year-old granddaughter, Audrey, had just been through an episode of potty training by her Mom, who expressed concerns about her slow progress. Audrey, somewhat tired of the proces... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1749

Murphy's Laws for Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leak proof thermoses will. 3. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 14, 2017

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day - for those of you who are celebrating. I know it's not an easy day for many. I hope you have people around you who understand ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
785

Motherhood Gone Awry

When motherhood, or any other significant or role or relationship, goes awry, remember that God sees you, hears you, and that you are significant to Him.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice

Nothing is more important to a blissful marriage than finding a point of agreement. Every veteran husband knows if he wants to change his wife’s mind about anything, just agree with her. It is amazing... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1160

Quote #1636

"There are two great days in a person's life: the day you are born, and the day you discover why." - William Barclay read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1636

Cooking Spice

William Tell was not only a great patriot and a great archer, he was also a great cook. One day, after he had prepared a new dish for his friends, he said, "I think there is one or more spices missin... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2628

Brotherly Advice

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman. "Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard." So Mickey cl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8501

Starting Over

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1090

One-liner #1189

Sometimes my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
751

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cremation was not widely accepted when it started to become practice in the western world. It doesn't look good for the newest form of disposal either. You'll see what we read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
20102

Funeral Chipper

Because cremation is not for everyone. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2761

Dead Men

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead, when in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psyc... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12828

5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

1.  What are you thinking about?2.  Do you love me?3.  Do I look fat?4.  Do you think she is prettier than me?5.  What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so d read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1390

Train Fuel

A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal. The engineer said to his fireman, "We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you se... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1256

Integrity #2

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1312

One-liner #1188

Kids today don't know how easy they have it: when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1192

Quote #1635

"Humanity's particular beauty is only possible because of its brave fragility. Look to your vulnerable God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
760

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has been reflecting on the trouble one can get into by saying things one doesn't understand. You c... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
764

Sacrifice the Promise

Abraham is an example of faith to us because he trusted God even when it seemed doing so would make what had been promised become impossible.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170507.mp3{/ read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1456

You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too

I was waiting in line at the grocery store minding my own business, which is a full-time job these days. I have worked hard over the years to master this “minding my own business.” I have not been all... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1361

Quote #1634

"It is not my responsibility in what form God answers my questions for guidance. That, is quite safe in His hands. The only thing that I know is that God is light, and not darkness. Those who trust read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1271

Minute Meal

Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.... read more..

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