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Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 2116 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1691

Drink Pun 1

"The young army doctor was stationed at a remote dispensary in the South Pacific.One day he was puzzled about treatment for one of his patients.He radioed a base hospital:'Have case of beriberi. What read more..

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Pastor Tim
1845

Drink Pun 2

"Good afternoon, my good barkeep, a pint of Less if you please," said the old man as he entered the tavern."Less? Never heard of it," replied the barman."Oh, come now surely you have," he persisted." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1570

Drink Trials

At a reception, a lawyer said to a judge, "I see that you are drinking coffee. Why don't you try something more stimulating? Have you ever tried bourbon?” "No,” replied the judge, "but I have tried se... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1676

Drinks

Physiology: The study of carbonated drinks.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1357

Driving Pun 1

My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, "Take it, Max," as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wa... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2450

Driving Pun 2

People say I drive like lightning, not because I drive fast but because I hit trees.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2254

Driving Pun 3

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him.Seconds later, two policemen came by. While one pulled the gentleman over, the second carefully stop... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2035

Drug Pun

Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?The FDA refused to license it. Seems it was habit formin... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1691

E-mail Warning

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu ignore it. It's just Spam.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
14638

Earthquake Pun

Earthquake predictors are faultfinders.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4254

Economy Pun

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."His friend replies, "How's that?""It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a vict... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4137

Edison Pun

Most people don't know that Thomas Alva Edison was among the first to show concern for western Indians. He came out to California, and finding living conditions among natives deplorable, he vowed to ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2972

Editing Pun

Editing is a rewording activity.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2030

Egg Pun

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
7042

Ego Pun

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2021

Egotists

When two egotists meet, it's "an I for an I."... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1993

Eight Ball

"I wonder why I always feel that I'm stuck right behind the eight ball?" Tom said racking his brain. ~Simon Champion read more..

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Pastor Tim
1847

Einstein Burger

"Have you been to that new 'Einstein Burger' yet?""Why yes I have.""How was it?""Relatively good." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1615

Electrician's Truck

Seen on an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts."... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1808

Electronic Shows

Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the electronic and computer age:Modem, She Wrote: Each week, our intrepid detective tries to solve the ultimate mystery: why her modem won't ever... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1604

Elephant Pun 1

How do you get down off of an elephant?You don't, you get down off of a duck.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
7514

Elephant Pun 2

An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river."Why did you do that?" asks a passing ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
5505

Elephant Stew Pun

Elephant Stew Recipe2 Rabbits (Optional)1 Elephant, Medium SizeSalt & Pepper to tasteBrown GravyCut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months. Add enough brown gravy to ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4314

Embalming Fluid

Undertakers Mal and Mel were storing embalming fluid.It was considered appropriate to place it in an area out of sight. Mel had his share stored promptly but there was still a good portion left for Ma... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2434

Entomologist Tenure

It had been a horrible week for Henry.An entomologist (insect scientist) at the local university, he was up for a promotion this year. With the promotion would come tenure. But there was a problem. It... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2413

Equestrian Pun

At the Olympics in Barcelona, some of the locals were entered in equestrian events. Other contestants were surprised to note that the Spanish riders guided their horses with so much slack in the rein... read more..

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Pastor Tim
5231

Escalator

My wife recently came home from shopping with an escalator.She'll buy anything marked down!... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1688

Eskimo Dinner 2

What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner?"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when!"... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1709

Eskimo Dinner

What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner?"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when!"... read more..

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Pastor Tim
9534

Eskimo Pun

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.... read more..

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