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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, "Many ... read more..

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Ketchup Muster" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/ketchup-muster  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

R.I.P. boiled water; you will be mist.... read more..

The new guy's job performance didn't pass muster. ... read more..

"History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again." - Maya Angelou read more..

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct?Caller : Well, it used to be called the... read more..

Our tech company uses satellite communications to send and receive messages from tugboats moving barges up and down major rivers. Each day, by 2pm, the tugboats send data on the day's activities to th... read more..

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Dental Therapy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dental-therapy  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.  When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. ... read more..

Judy got $50 for every patient referred to the child therapist next door. ... read more..

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.... read more..

"Most Christians don't hear God's voice because we've already decided we aren't going to do what He says." - A.W. Tozer read more..

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."... read more..

Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card. He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.... read more..

One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and tribulations of making the journey from childhood to adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a ... read more..

There are 5 Sundays remaining in my 6-month sabbatical. One of the things that I have gained from this time of rest is a new sense of fashion. You can see one of my new outfits at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she wa... read more..

Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "stop and count to 10" periods than any of the others. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James saw an opportun... read more..

The congregation noticed something was different about Pastor Tim after his sabbatical. ... read more..

It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had ... read more..

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT!  It is Spam!... read more..

A day without sunshine is like, night.... read more..

*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9. The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks. 8. Pastor wears scuba gear. 7. As the baptism begins the read more..

"It’s not the load that breaks you down. It’s the way you carry it." - Lou Holtz read more..

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Would you still? ... read more..

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell read more..

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take... read more..

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.... read more..