Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 132 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1780

Successful Marriage

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, "Many ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
744

Cybersalt News - July 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Ketchup Muster" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/ketchup-muster  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1559

Vapor After-Life

R.I.P. boiled water; you will be mist.... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3962

Ketchup Muster

The new guy's job performance didn't pass muster. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1481

Quote #1531

"History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again." - Maya Angelou read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3025

Phone Calls

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct?Caller : Well, it used to be called the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1721

Give Tech Support a Break

Our tech company uses satellite communications to send and receive messages from tugboats moving barges up and down major rivers. Each day, by 2pm, the tugboats send data on the day's activities to th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
767

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Dental Therapy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dental-therapy  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2670

Time to Pick Up

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.  When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3936

Dental Therapy

Judy got $50 for every patient referred to the child therapist next door. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1230

One-liner #1082

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1992

Quote #1530

"Most Christians don't hear God's voice because we've already decided we aren't going to do what He says." - A.W. Tozer read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2057

No Bologna

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."... read more..

Clean Jokes
3344

Birthday Heart Attack

Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card. He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2051

Knowing Your Spouse

One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and tribulations of making the journey from childhood to adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
720

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2016

There are 5 Sundays remaining in my 6-month sabbatical. One of the things that I have gained from this time of rest is a new sense of fashion. You can see one of my new outfits at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2103

Vengeance

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she wa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4087

Wet Clothes

Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "stop and count to 10" periods than any of the others. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
743

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James saw an opportun... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5309

Sabbatical Fashion

The congregation noticed something was different about Pastor Tim after his sabbatical. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2339

So, this is summer, is it?

It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1739

Canned Email Warning

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT!  It is Spam!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1291

One-liner #1081

A day without sunshine is like, night.... read more..

Clean Jokes
4058

Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9. The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks. 8. Pastor wears scuba gear. 7. As the baptism begins the read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1583

Quote #1529

"It’s not the load that breaks you down. It’s the way you carry it." - Lou Holtz read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
730

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5430

Buffet Warning

Would you still? ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1667

Quote #1528

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2587

What Would I Be?

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1765

Circus Defense

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.... read more..

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